general

We also have Sic semper tyrannis Max

tyrannis

and big dicks

Fucking my states motto is gay

"Wisdom, Justice, Moderation"

damnit Georgia

Guess what my state fruit is

TOMATO

Perfect

The fruit that some people don’t even know is a fruit

why did i just look up georgias state fruit im retarded

Our state seal has a dragon dildo on it though

that makes it a pretty shitty fruit

"State Sovereignty, National Union"

Can't top that

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Seal_of_Virginia.svg/2000px-Seal_of_Virginia.svg.png

thats a chad

That’s

Tell me he's not holding a dildo

Ultra gay

proves all virginians are chads

rusp

its manly

Our dicks are MASSIVE Rusp

It's in the water supply

And the inbreeding

You Ohioins grow tall Virginians grow long

I wonder

We jettisoned off West Virginia Rusp

is the ohio logo actually just crops

All the inbreeding is gone

lol

Is the eagle taking a shit in that Rusp?

What’s wrong with crops

that literally shows ohio is good for nothing but farming

What is Virginia good for

being chads, politics, tobaco

1/3 of that is farming

And Ohio is also very good at the politics

which is a fun fact

a lot of condoms are made in virginia, trojan anyways

Also if you think these ohian farmers aren’t chads you’re crazy

a pretty nice beach too

our logo is a chad

your logo is some shitty crops

They take all the kids on a tour of the condom factory once you get to Sex Ed

Your logo is two men about to fuck

He’s holding him down so he can rape him

And Max, don't rub in that Rusp doesn't have any beaches

He’s spreading the poz

yeah, he's abot to rape ohio

Lake Erie has like two nice beaches

Nice try

"beach"

Well

They’re cut off from one another

not real beaches tbh

By a Cedar Point

The worlds best amusement park

https://media.wivb.com/nxs-wivbtv-media-us-east-1/photo/2017/06/21/3CC7F351B3FC49748BE55E690C56489D_37118612_ver1.0_1280_720.jpg

What a great beach you have there Rusp

great lake beaches are massive

That’s what the shit ones look like

That’s why I said like 2 good ones

Lake Erie water is green

Due to the large amount of algae blooms

here's a lake michigan beach

okay but Chris Brown was born in virginia so that makes it 1000x better

kappa

Our beaches kill whales

http://southsidedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/IMG_6676-e1486935439137-1500x887.jpg

Bet you don't have any lake whales

Can we just agree that California is shit

sure

Sweet

Fuck you and your state gent

Good thing he’ll never see that

Am I right fellas