general

OwO

did you get erect

Already up to 20ish kids

theres been so little for me

mt neighborhood is dead

How much do you guys give per kid?

handful

why would i give less than that

I give 5 per

just reach in and throw it in their bucket

why

pika

that's jusr autistic

5 is about a handful

but

>

None of that tiny shit

counting

I am very bored max

I am literally sitting here doing nothing waiting for kids

i just sit on my phone

Why do you think I am on discord lol

Amusing myself via my phone

lewd

Little girl asks me if frankenstein is in my house

I jokingly say idk

She demands I go check

she's trying to steal your candy, beat her up

Lol

My town doesn’t have trick or treat on Halloween

wow what a loser

We have it on the weekend

A smart move

Rusp, jesus

How small is your town

Not that small

Around 10k or something

You can't just move Halloween

Well

you

cant just move halloween

They don't get to bring their candy to school the next day and trade then

I thought everywhere did this tbh

No

Everywhere around me does it

Must be an Ohio thing

My street growing up did a Halloween parade, the weekend before Halloween, during the day

We do a parade too

It was a block party, but with all the kids in costume

no where cool does this rusp

just shitty ohio

Moving the holiday is gay

Take it back max

I will block you

Ohio is the greatest state

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/800/049/3de.png

Listen

9(?) presidents have been from Ohio

We’re doing something right

Washington was from Virginia

Checkmate

its 7

Who gives a shit about Georgie

I knew it was 7 or 9

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5b7c1e85e199f330008b538c-960-823.jpg

Get fucked Rusp

Well come on

You were an original colony

the first*

the second*

shhh

Massachusetts

We were named after the first non-virgin in America though

That's pretty good

I bet Ohio has more astronauts then you

Us Ohioans are known for our aerospace prowess

Also fuck North Carolina we invented the airplane

And technically the lightbulb

I think