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Narnia did it better kappa

i- im sorry what? i understand the witch and maybe the worm, but fork!?

It’s a classic combo

Two living things and an inanimate object

you know

like

ah yes, like the lion, witch, and the wardrobe Kappa

I guess the combo is actually a witch, a random animal, and an inanimate object

Oh man

I’m going over the work I need to make up for school

And I have three essays

I’m so fucked

rip, better start multitasking then

I’m incapable of multitasking

And barely capable of focusing on a single task

double rip

Better start paying Spooky to do them for you

You think I have money?

You think I was asking for money?

Oh right

not with that attitude rusp

I’ll ask my classmates for nude photos

Will that be good payment

A picture's worth a thousand words

that’s pretty good

as a deal and a joke

I feel like I'd only get pics of your gay friend though

Not sure this will work out for me

No dont worry

I have some very charismatic friends with like hundreds of pictures of ladies

Which is weird

But very helpful for me in this situation

ah i see, so you have a pervert group

Not really perverts

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oof you lost me when you said 'not really'

They collect them like Pokémon cards

Kinda like a social status

why

I dunno

All I know

and your friends with them because?

It’s not one of their defining characteristics!

Also if you think they’re bad, you shouldn’t like spooky

Spooky is a criminal mastermind

And also the FBI

you gonna defend yourself spooky?

I mean, I'm not in jail yet

So I think I'm doing something right

They’re not either

Basically on the same level

And by they I mean one person

Who I’m not very close friends with

gj defending yourself rusp, i almost lost all my faith and trust in you

I probably don’t deserve any faith or trust

Not that I do anything bad

sir

Just that this is the internet and there’s no way for you to verify that previous statement

i mean as a human

>assuming he is human

I’m clearly not human

very well, i almost lost all my faith in you, interdimentional species sir

Greetings, traveler. Have you heard of the High Elves?

Okay so

My essays are 3, 2, and 4 pages respectively

One is an argumentative

One is a book “review”

And one is a midterm review for history

This will be fun

with the book review, you can read the book on your spare time

I’ve already read the book, actually

ah, then thats the easiest

I’m just very bad at writing

Which is of course why I opted into a college writing course

what i do is find the most descriptive word to describe something, and go from there

Welp

I’ll get it done somehow

I always do