general

I don’t understand

I don't understand you

Cookie dough ice cream

mint chocolate chip is pretty good

I like mint plants

Or cookies and cream

just plain mint is meh

Just suck on their leaves

The last time I ate mint was on accident and I nearly threw up

Good times

how can you hate mint?

genetic defect

I thought that was like rosemary or something

Where it would make it taste like soap

no thats arsenic

No

Of course

No that's coriander

Or cilantro

Depending on where u live

It’s cilantro

Yeah

I don’t really know why I hate mint

I didn’t hate it when I was a kid

what is the biggest rock

The one I'll crush your skull with

ok thanks

I just fucking touched my eye after handling a pepper

well, you are blind now

have fun

gg

I can see fine with it

must have hurt tho

Every contour of my eyelid is mapped out

I don't make chili often enough to remember not to do this

what kind of pepper?

nvm then

It was just an anaheim

do it after touching a ghost pepper

We don't have those

I don't think they are that bad tho

only like 500-2000ish on the scoville scale, nothing terrible

Unforeseen problem of knee surgery

It has made me constipated

That's pretty shitty

A real pain in the ass

wow that is hilarious

Rusp, just do the opposite of what we were talking about last night

and eat a load of fiber

My teams athletic trainer made me a shit ton of cookies

This oughta help with the constipation

Oatmeal?

No

Chocolate chip

Yes, what better for constipation than lots of butter

Rip

I know spooky

I was kidding

Taco bell

I actually ate Taco Bell directly after surgery

mad lad

They told me not to eat spicy or greasy food

Thats what you do with wisdom teeth, as soon as surgery is done, eat as much fuckin food as you can

So I went and ate spicy and greasy food

Because you dont feel anything for the first afternoon

I see

Compared to the pain I’m feeling now though I imagine it won’t be too bad

So you're not completely bedridden right?

Depends

What do you mean by that

how could it have multiple meanings

Well

The most I can do is crutch to the bathroom

With help, that is

so you're basically bedridden

Sure

I’m also high

So you can't move on your own?

Not really