general

I could walk into any hospital in America, and talk my way to getting prescribed those

Those are wimpy pain meds

They’re apparently enough to get me kinda high

Rusp, what I'm getting at though, is you can get the same kind of high with otc shit

If you know what to take

I could just get fentanyl from my bathroom rooDerp

If the pills were near me I could tell you the exact dosage

You know what a nerve block is?

Because they did that to me

And they shoved needles in my groin, thigh, and bottom of my knee

Nice

Before that they gave me morphine

And I couldn’t stop laughing

Horrible time

They said this nerve blocking thing was only supposed to last like a day

But I still can’t feel my foot

It’s in a perpetual state of being asleep

Rusp

You're going to end up like that giant testicle guy

And just not ever regain feeling

He got urethral inserted

God

That would be terrible

Then I really would have a bum leg

These doctors don't always know what they're doing

Case and point

Or don't care

I’m sure it’ll be fine

Hopefully

Do your doctors look jewy?

No

How much time did they spend touching your groin?

Like half a second

I guess you'll be alright then

Wait, do you still have your foreskin?

I lost that years ago

I only see benefits to not having foreskin anyways

No dick cheese

Which is great considering I’m not going to be able to shower for a few days

Don't buy that propaganda

Gent, you got to consider the aesthetics

It's a layer of protection with a lot of nerve endings

Men and women alike should get circumcised

Without it I will last longer in sex

Looks 100x better

lol

I am more chadlike

Also uncircumcised dicks look weird

But seriously, this is how jews cement their presence in your country

It's because the kikes normalized the mutilated version

it is Gent

Are you uncircumcised

But bucking the trend just to buck the trend is stupid

>slicing up your own child's genitals for the jews

Hard pass

gent

What state is your dick in

Do it for your kid then, so they're not the weirdo with the stupid looking cock

Well, circumcised

See Gent

You’re in the normal squad

Fuck no, I'm finding that kike and getting it back

I don’t think it’s going to fit

Listen gent

Being circumcised increases your chances of getting a mate

Because circumcised dicks are now the norm

And uncircumcised ones kinda look weird

Add to that the fact I don't have to recall the pain of the cosmetic procedure

and I'm all for baby dick slicing

Exactly

I don’t remember the blinding pain I probably was in

These jews are deserving of death

And now I’m reaping the rewards due to my baby selfs sacrifice

I think women should be more open to getting circumscribed too

It's all conditioning

circumscribed

Fucking spooky

The good kind, not the full frontal one

Do they write on your vagina