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Hot dogs are one thing

the pretzel is more of a bread though

i can't imagine pretzels though

i think its a pretzel bread

instead of pure pretzel

I'm cool with just peperoni

theres a big difference

ok, fair

Not a fan of pretzels

see

There's a cafe in Maryland that makes everything out of pretzels

One of my favorite places

plain pretzels are disgust

i like the soft ones with thicc cheese

and pretzel bread is good on stuff

Now Max, what about stuffed pretzels?

stuffed pretzels?

http://wowfundraising.com/sites/default/files/products/original/grilled-cheese-pretzel.jpg

never had one

Whenever I fly anywhere, I feel like I buy a million pretzel hotdogs in the terminal

Those are my favourite

hm

(((hotdogs)))

speaking of hotdogs

what do you guys put on yours

because hotdogs are one of my favorite foods

probably #1, it rotates though

Haven't eaten that jew food in years

(((Hebrew national)))

hey them shits good

No comment

i mean

he is a jew

Raw onions are good though

It depends on the hot dog honestly, the long thin ones work best as chili dogs but the better thick ones just need condiments

i actually havent had a hebrew national hotdog in years tbh

a long thin hotdog?

ookay what do you think about chili in general

like the condiment

not the food

because

i REALLY really like the chili condiment, the one you put on hotdogs

You mean chili powder, or like chili peppers?

The condiment is just like a watered down version of the food, right?

like the condiemnet

yes gent

I usually like it when it's offered

I get it on fries

its good on fries

oh those

brb, getting a bucket

wow

im getting diabetes looking at that

gonna get me some tomorrow tho

Where's Lamp when you need him

He could be shilling Wendy's right now

Start on that keto diet, brainlet

Keto is just the nu-male reasoning to cut carbs from your diet

Because "calories in = calories out" isn't cool anymore

Wtb calories out > calories in diet working

idk about that spooky

There's a whole lot more going on than just calories

Any low/zero carb diet is realy only as effective as it is because of how hard it is to reach your daily calorie burn without relying on carbs

And it's better than starving yourself, because it doesn't shoot your metabolism in the foot

Well animal fats will last you a lot longer than carbs

It does some other stuff

And from an evolutionary perspective, we weren't really evolved to eat grains and the like

I'll tell you something amazing Reggie if you eat a keto diet of 3,000 calories a day, you're still going to gain weight (assuming you don't weigh 500lbs)

Keto is exactly what it means, you go into ketosis and burn fat instead of glucose. There are some nasty side effects if you dont do it right too

There's the insulin resistance you'll get from eating a lot of carbs (and sugar)

And yea you will gain weight doing that, but it's not fat weight so it's easier to get rid of after

>it's not fat weight

what do you think it is then Reggie

It'd not being stored as muscle

You'll filter out the excess protein, sure

But that's not going to account for a radical difference in consumed calories

Why're you assuming it all comes down to differences in calories

Thats one of the issues with it, if you eat too much protein you start making just a bunch of glycogen instead

Because that's our best measurement for content of food