general

im lactosintolerant, must be why im so short feelsbadman

dick milk maybe

Also, all the new Liberal milks are shit

rip

speaking of milk

Almond milk, coconut milk, bull milk

all terrible

have you tried your dick milk before spooky

So anyway

back to juice

oWo

i think thats a yes max lol

its okay spooky

every male does it

probably

hey umbreon

Prepare to be proved wrong Max

a strange old man who talked to himself told me to drink his juice

have you tried your dick milk

by all the heterosexuals in this cult

called it bruce juice

i dont know max, what do you think

yes?

okay

well you have to try it once

or you wont understand what a girl goes through

nah that shit g a y

you gotta eat your own ass

Oh, Dolf, aren't you the flexible one

no actually my fat stomach and ribs are in the way

i was actually able to touch my toes with out bending my knees for the first time today lol

We have gone overthis

i am the same size as pika but younger

See dolf, if you drank more dick milk growing up this wouldn't be an issue

but

i ate my dogs ass to make up for it

wat

You make it sound like some huge ordeal

spitters are quitters

^

nut up or shut up

thank you for reminding me why the internet is single Kappa

HEY

MY BODY PILLOW IS VERY REAL

SHE TREATS ME WELL

Dolf almost got a girlfriend this Summer xBrox

Fucking

Progress

dont remind me

not like ive forgotten lol

but we are friends again at least

oh dear

did you confess?

Oh... did you miss this saga xBrox

(might be best not to bring it up)

yeah how did you miss this lol

ah

nah its fine

im done with it for now

wont see her again until feb anyways

Op

I told her, she basically said she liked me too but she wasnt emotionally ready for a relationship

ahh

then we didnt interact with each other for a month

then at an executives conference for a youth group we are in we started to talk again

See Dolf, if this youth group was the Hitler Youth, she would have been way more receptive to your advances

It's all about choosing the right group to join in life

Kind of like Phijkchu

no we are both jewish

and both presidents so we each have power

me more so because im a 2 termer

oof, i think your offer for them to join was just shut down spooky Kappa

Looks that way

Rip Pika

tomorrow marks 30 days

He still isnt back?