general

That must be doubly true for Max Umbreon, since she has no fingernails anymore

and then before i showered i went and bought more

i dont get papercuts

like ever

Well good, I guess you didn;t need your fingernails after all

Also, were you able to salvage the orange juice glass?

no the entire top of it is busted

and i guess i should elaborate

its just a small glass i was going to pour orange juice in

it says orange on it and its kinda small

not that small

but i dont drink a lot of orange juice at once so i use it all the time

we have one left now :(

but max

pulp or no pulp

OK guys, we need to start a go fund me to get Max another gla...

oh you have another one

nvm

no pulp

i dont mind pulp that much

but i prefer no pulp

what about you spooky

pulp or no pulp?

I used to hate pulp

Now, I don't really care

some pulp is best pulp tbh

But in that vein, I don't drink juice almost every anymore

fuck max pulp tho

i have a glass of orange juice almost every day

how else do i get vitamin C

kappa

I love juice to a fault, so I'd drink a quarter of my daily calories in fruit juice

fuck

The mixed ones are my favourite (Orange Strawberry Bannana, whatever)

juice in general, apple juice, ive probably had like 16 tons of it throughout my life

almost all i drank as a young child, my favorite drink as a somewhat young child since i couldnt have soda

still have a glass or two sometimes

i should be sick of it by now

I was a milk drinker as a kid mostly

i dont like milk

But I drank a LOT of milk growing up

im lactosintolerant, must be why im so short feelsbadman

dick milk maybe

Also, all the new Liberal milks are shit

rip

speaking of milk

Almond milk, coconut milk, bull milk

all terrible

have you tried your dick milk before spooky

So anyway

back to juice

oWo

i think thats a yes max lol

its okay spooky

every male does it

probably

hey umbreon

Prepare to be proved wrong Max

a strange old man who talked to himself told me to drink his juice

have you tried your dick milk

by all the heterosexuals in this cult

called it bruce juice

i dont know max, what do you think

yes?

okay

well you have to try it once

or you wont understand what a girl goes through

nah that shit g a y

you gotta eat your own ass

Oh, Dolf, aren't you the flexible one

no actually my fat stomach and ribs are in the way

i was actually able to touch my toes with out bending my knees for the first time today lol

We have gone overthis

i am the same size as pika but younger

See dolf, if you drank more dick milk growing up this wouldn't be an issue

but

i ate my dogs ass to make up for it