So it may be my last chance to commit a Halloween murder in there
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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Sunday, September 30, 2018
Yes
Somehow the land is worth more than the land+shack
makes sense
So I'll probably move all my shit out and then get someone to come torch the shack
We had a good run tbh
Watch the bees follow me to wherever I move to
nononono, all my shit's in here right now Vinny
I'd lose... something I'm sure
so... time to torch?
fuck, do I even own anything of value
didn't you buy a horse cock
im sure thats of value
lol
ok ok, my extensive collection of horse semen, animal dildos, and child porn
That's all I need to save I guess
FUCK
fuck
You can't demolish houses in VA using fire
You have to actually knock it down and cart the rubble away
just claim it was an accident
Anyone want to help Spooky demolish his shack Kappa
yeah lets all move to VA and help spooky
get on that everybody
Umbreon, just channel you inner-Pika and hop on a bus
You'll be here in no time
And probably get to meet a whole lot of homeless people along the way
you think i am a commoner who would ride on one of those vehicles designed for the peasantry?
disgusting
VA is the only plausible hideout location tbh
If Leg moves here, VA can just be declared the Phijkchu state at that point
Spooky buy a house that can fit like 8 people and we can have a phijkchu house
Kappa
Didn't we discuss this idea already?
probably
you think all our conversations are unique?
ha
Either way, it's a great idea that will definitely not in any way lead to a Phijkchu battle royale
where we dropping boys?
somewhere with a wheelchair ramp for Rusp
#handicapable
if we had a phijkchu battle royale who would be the first to die?
Umbreon, one of us is unable to walk right now
rusp could hide in a bush for a few months
perfect
Kappa
Anyway Vinny, those are the six biggest cities in VA, pick on
Charlottesville? That's where all the nazis are
Richmond is probably second furthest, if you don't count the river
Monday, October 1, 2018
Ok we need a purge
What a disappointing day
Weeks of buildup, all for Chile and Bolivia to end up not going to war
Fuck the Netherlands, and fuck Fire
They cucked us so hard