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Your feet

Now there’s an idea

Better yet, send her a picture of Pika's feet

Oh right

That picture exists

Just tell her your bum knee made your feet swell up

So they look like the feet of a 400lb Canadian

I don’t think this girl understands internet safety

She immediately told me her Instagram and Twitter

After not talking to me for two years

link

No

Oh man

And the first thing she says is ask for your

She is apparently the exact same age as me

convenient

I remember nothing about this girl

But I apparently left a lasting impression on her

You said that before

I did?

My thoughts are consistent

If these social media accounts are hers she’s actually fairly attractive

no those are porn bots

Get her to meet up irl

Show off your sick ACL

Girls like scars

I’ll wait until after surgery

Then they'll love cripples

give her some scars then

Good idea

I’ll ask her if she’s into being dominated

That seems completely normal

isn't that the default for girls Kappa

Yeah

Probably

She remembered my first name

Not scary

Wew

Good thing I didn’t tell her my last name

Boy I hope this girl hasn’t put her love life on hold for me

Well yes

But it’s been like 3ish years

But you were...14?

Both of you

Oh man

It’s been

Even longer

Wait no

Yeah

14

But would you put your love life on hold for some girl who hasn’t talked to you in 3 years

Well, you don't have to

So long as she doesn't know

Good point

So don't be a homo and go in there

When is it socially acceptable to decorate for Halloween?

after christmas

first day of august

new years

Better question now that I've thought about it

Is there a point to decorating for Halloween?

no

yes'

spooky you don't want to scare all those kids from your shit shack

Other than to abduct trick-or-treaters Max

Umbreon, this might be it for me and my shit shack

how so

looking into selling the land and finding something else

rip

So it may be my last chance to commit a Halloween murder in there

was it the bees

Yes

Somehow the land is worth more than the land+shack

makes sense

So I'll probably move all my shit out and then get someone to come torch the shack

We had a good run tbh

Watch the bees follow me to wherever I move to

Time to torch the shack?

nononono, all my shit's in here right now Vinny

I'd lose... something I'm sure