general

Just to be a contrarian

Man I should go contact my old internet friends

:> is a thing too

No Rusp

:< too

HOT

Do you guys want to meet my old egirlfriend

It'll turn out it was just us all along

yes

yes rusp

sure

nice to meet you max

She also lived in Ohio

Very close to me

Is she a looker Rusp?

Max I swear to God, if you were his egirlfriend from 10 years ago

She sent me pictures of herself

But I don’t remember

100% max

indeed

If I opened Skype they could still be there

Not sure

I’ll check

Rusp dated a trap, confirmed for big gay

This was before traps existed

Who wants to meet my lesbian friend who was the first and only person i ever skyped and then she flashed me on skype

appaK

skype brings up bad memories for me

nice to meet your sister max

oh man

Max, all girls are lesbians You obviously should have just flashed her back

Girl code and all

I had another friend named shadowkiller

hhot

Wow

well spooky

and he wrote a fan fiction in a Minecraft book about me and my egirlfriend

Uhhh

let me post an exerpt from her anime site profile

I had them repressed

Why

You have some weird friends

He’s why I picked up fan fiction writing as a joke hobby

If it wasn’t for him, my Pika x Sonic fanfic wouldn’t exist

I am currently redownloading Skype

"My goal on the site is to have [b]EVERYONE'S[/b] babies. No matter the gender. I will love you. I have a lot of husbands here. " "I will have his babies. As of right now, I have 30 kids. 15 of them are from Octopuses. Dont ask why, just accept it." " Tuo is paying child support for all of them. Also, I do incest on the website. Be prepared to become my Nii Chan and the father of kids. With that aside, Im 11, and I can act mature online but not in real life. Im a goofball but i can be relaxed. I'm in sixth grade, and a lot of people here have seen my face so I wont show it again. I hope to be friends with you! ;)"

Are you sure that isn’t yours?

What

its not mine

Max, your weeb site people are national treasures

its max's sister guys

aka actually still max

its a pretty great cringe source

one of my favorite quotes

"The reason i made up the bs about having a brother I killed hi at birth my cord rapped around his neck and he was strangled to death i gave info that is not entirely false i was in hospital from bone cancer the operation to have it removed made me lose 80% of my nerves in my left leg leave me i do only have on eye because my mother stabbed it till it came out i do have a split personality i trustnoone any mor because my mother stabbed me and i loved her And i did leagally change my to ritsuka aoyagi as we have simalar pasts plz dont ban me"

Oh geez

wtf lol

An anime fan who claims to NEED the eye patch he wears

S U R E

dood I almost cut myself on that edge

Holy shit

twins are just legal cloning

Uh oh guys

Oh, you're here

I haven’t checked Skype for years

thats bopit

It was Bopit

She probably thought I died

Who's that

his online sloot

My old egirlfriend

From when I was like 12

does skype even keep logs that long

Yes Max, though I think some updates have fucked with group chat logs

i have none of my logs