general

there was a robot or something and the evil people said to hand him over idk i wasn't listening

and a young girl responded

"Don't call him he, that's gender bias!"

there's so much wrong with this

time to end it all

holy shit

this guy behind me in line for the stirfry place

just said "big yikes"

99% sure he said "big oof" the other day

>stirfry place

Bopit's become our token asian

Is that a thing?

Almost forgot, I need to get alcohol for this weekend's movie night

That was close

Oh, is that saturday?

I've found that if I pick a date, no one will be able to show up but if I leave it ambiguous, somehow people will be around

I'm pretty much free every night anyway

Do you think its bad luck for my friend to be using my kneepads after I tore my ACL in them

yes

Good

That depends Rusp, are part of your knees still in them Do these pads offer double protection now?

You think there'd be a bit of residue in that

It’s not like my knee bled

It’s just that they obviously did a shit job protecting my knee

They wouldn't do anything for your injury though

^

Perhaps

But still

If he tears his ACL this game I’ll have a friend

We should all tear our ACLs in solidarity Rusp

Good luck

It’s pretty hard to do

It involved a series of unfortunate events with how my leg, foot, and body all went different directions

Obviously it's not that hard if someone of your caliber managed

No comment

My caliber

I know, I was pretty good

Oh my surgery is finally scheduled

October 11th

He’s having me do physical therapy first

My doctor, that is

How many fingers are going up your bum?

>prepping with fingers

I don’t get it

Why would he shove his fingers up my bum when he’s got perfectly fine tools

what if tears that instead

My rectum?

He’s a professional, he would never tear it

Oh man

That reminds me

Here you go Rusp

One of the guys on my team was getting physical therapy for their hip and when the doctor went to readjust him he fractured some of his vertebrates

This all feels extremely relevant to ACL surgery

lol Rusp

Oh nice

Yeah he almost broke his spine

That would’ve been bad!

Okay, a little fucked up

The physical therapist said his back must’ve been like that already

But my teammate said his back didn’t hurt before that

he broke it to suck his dick

It's how they milk the medical bills

I’m not sure if they’d go as far as to almost break a kids spine for it

Did his doctor happen to be black?

No

I don’t actually know but considering where I live the answer is definitely no

At least we have a token cripple now

If I’m not permanently crippled can I really be the token cripple

Or at least in a wheelchair

You don't know what range of mobility they'll restore yet Rusp

If it's low, you might very well be legally crippled

Unironically

I’m still young

I’ll be fine

Might actually be a net positive, you'd get to use handicap parking spots

I’d get parking sports

I work with a couple guys who are legally crippled, it's a pretty low bar doesn't mean you can't walk or anything

But not regular sports