general

Oregon and Virgin Islands

That can be Cars 621, depending on when your surgery takes place

Who wants to get fucked by my dog penis

Any takers

you're both disgusting

I appreciate it

Rusp, if you actually got a doctor to transplant an animal's anything onto you

I'd want to see it

dude he could get horns

and wings

and hooves

and maybe some kind of demonish tail

I’ll get a marsupial pouch

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tg-ZdjM52zc/maxresdefault.jpg

Bee the second man to get whiskers

Ah

BEE

rusp you could become a bee

I’m not feeling very catlike

And I don’t feel like Jerry Seinfeld

get like 1 million bee hairs

how about

a hippo

and glue them to your body

then go run throught flowers

rusp how fat are you?

Pick an animal without any knees Rusp

couldn't they just take pika's fat

It'll save your surgeons some work

and give it to rusp for that max?

ah yes rusp become a snake

become a dolphin

don't dolphons rape shit?

I don’t want to be a snake

I want to fuck a snake

OH

Become a lamia then

I GOT ONE

A spider

so?

He's going to need a lot of ACLs

Yeah spider seems unlikely

rusp become a chugma

Not sure if I can be trusted with more than two of these bad boys

chugma cum

ha ha

well done

Cars when

now

plz

Reggie, I was going to let Rusp pick when we do that

But you're free to supercede his wishes

Oh boy we doing it now?

So it's been more than a day without a single message in general

school has started

Oh, you're not in the new general chat are you Gent

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sonicdab

holy fuck

some show my younger sister was watching

there was a robot or something and the evil people said to hand him over idk i wasn't listening

and a young girl responded

"Don't call him he, that's gender bias!"

there's so much wrong with this

time to end it all

holy shit

this guy behind me in line for the stirfry place

just said "big yikes"

99% sure he said "big oof" the other day

>stirfry place

Bopit's become our token asian

Is that a thing?

Almost forgot, I need to get alcohol for this weekend's movie night

That was close

Oh, is that saturday?

I've found that if I pick a date, no one will be able to show up but if I leave it ambiguous, somehow people will be around

I'm pretty much free every night anyway

Do you think its bad luck for my friend to be using my kneepads after I tore my ACL in them