general

idk, I like being able to walk

And jump

And fuck

You don’t need it to fuck

What are you doing during sex

Doggy

Oh wait

ffs Rusp

You have to chase down the kids

My bad

Is sex really that much worse if you can’t go doggy

https://previews.123rf.com/images/miceking/miceking1606/miceking160600412/58516158-doggy-style-sex-man-drinking-beer.jpg

Just wear some knee pads

What could he possibly need knees for

thats spooky's favorite position though rusp

how else will he present his anus to another man?

my favorite position is upright on my toilet

why can't you just bend him over a table or something

so you are both standing

Oh right

I forgot about your kink

that dog is about to get suplexed

umbreon you are so right lol

You should request to get a canine acl Rusp

oh man

rusp

see if they can inverse your tendons, give you digitigrade legs

I should tell them to put some fishing line in there

just become a furry

wolf hybride

ask for a dog penis too

^

I was going to say tail

>tail

But penis would be far more lucrative

llol faggot

If I got a dog penis you two would hunt me down

no

Max, did you learn nothing from MGQ

spooky why are you so gay

youd hunt us ;)

I’m not gay

yet

says you

no u

you are the big gay

okay rusp

damn

youll take a gay test

misdemeanor

Is it beastiality if it involves just a dog's penis though?

why is it legal

No

anywhere

idk

government officials want it

Kentucky loves their livestock

LOL

I didn't need to know that it's legal in my state spooky

I just realized

people like fucking animals

my dude

simple

It’s legal in dc spooky

It's legal in the biggest states for horse racing

KY, WV

Get your dog on

I can’t believe it’s legal

Anywhere

You're in the clear to make some sex tapes to pay for the surgery though Rusp

what is wrong with you spooky

Oregon and Virgin Islands

That can be Cars 621, depending on when your surgery takes place

Who wants to get fucked by my dog penis

Any takers

you're both disgusting