general

fucking 9

what the f

>caring enough about touching yourself to remember that shit

lol

that is quite pathetic tbh

i recall my first time

I feel like I was 13, but it's a story in taking with me to my grave

then again

it was not that long ago

same tbh spooky lamo

spooky's story is that he came all over himself

my story is very boring

I can tell my story

so I jerked it

that's about it

he came somewhere and someone found it

kappa

because i was old enough to know exactly how to jerk off

Thatd be 10x less gay Umbreon

spooky you have to tell us now

spooky accidentally came inside his father

or tell me in dms

kappa

Some time in VC

Remind me

spooky is flexible guys

he walked into the room and it shot into his ass, because his dads pants fell just as he entered the room

the only thing different about my first time masturbating to now is that my first time i had no idea the nut was coming

just dm me it now

appaK

he managged to stick his own dick

in his own asshole

oh i know

spooky played soggy biscuit with his bros

and he lost

Spooky is the definition of violent semen inferno tbh

oh right

the essay

quick question

Lol

what happens if you light cum on fire

you guys are a bad influence on me

max

its not flammable

it probably smells terrible

It denatures

no you are rusp

ok fine what if you heat it

Just like if you mix it in boiling water

the water probably leaves

i imagine it would boil

semen gas

and youd be left with crust

and all that's left would be the protein whatever

Kind if turns into the consistency of egg whites

oh nice

thats how protein powder is made

scrambled cum

Cum crust

yahoo answers tells me semen will have a boiling point above 100

gee no way

so clearly the water will boil out unless you mix it well

we should all get together and boil our cum

the most scholarly of sources

pika

pika that isn't how it works

OKAY OKAY

essay

even if you mix it well

that isn't how it works

you did not use Kelvins

please use the official measurement of temperature

my bad

oh

>373.15K

i only have like one paragraph left

thank you faggot

Rusp, write about how isekai novels turned someone you knew into a weeb, and led to their suicide