general

because woman are gay

^

everything is gay

no u

f u

Okay

woman do not have balls to touch, so the default is it is gay

at least with a man you can know if it is gay or not

everyone needs to cum in a measuring cup next jackoff session

so we can see who has he most juice

if i didnt masturbate for a few days i could probably build up a lot

isn't that affected by multiple things max?

>not having consistant 10L cumshots

T C O U N T

fucking beta

I'll make sure to take some lecithin pills first Max

bitch I cum gallons

I'll win easy

>using a fake measurement system

see

this is a good conversation

and competition

i have cum enough to soak through like 10 layers of toilet paper before

so everyone, when should the date be

bad day

no, this is dumb as fuck and I regret readin it at all Kappa

its not really a competition tbh

bc i would win

oh man

Max, if no one but me knows we can cheat with vitamins, I'm just going to embarrass everyone

can you even jerk off

I am not measuring my dick juice, still need to caliper my penis first

Umbreon has years of pent up juice

the amount of semen i have stored up has been passed down through generations

i didnt masturbate until i was 15!

>15

lol

I don't recall when I first masturbated

i didn't masturbate until i was __

try 9 but it never worked and still doesnt work

oof

>not remembering your first time

fucking 9

what the f

>caring enough about touching yourself to remember that shit

lol

that is quite pathetic tbh

i recall my first time

I feel like I was 13, but it's a story in taking with me to my grave

then again

it was not that long ago

same tbh spooky lamo

spooky's story is that he came all over himself

my story is very boring

I can tell my story

so I jerked it

that's about it

he came somewhere and someone found it

kappa

because i was old enough to know exactly how to jerk off

Thatd be 10x less gay Umbreon

spooky you have to tell us now

spooky accidentally came inside his father

or tell me in dms

kappa

Some time in VC

Remind me

spooky is flexible guys

he walked into the room and it shot into his ass, because his dads pants fell just as he entered the room

the only thing different about my first time masturbating to now is that my first time i had no idea the nut was coming

just dm me it now

appaK

he managged to stick his own dick

in his own asshole

oh i know

spooky played soggy biscuit with his bros

and he lost

Spooky is the definition of violent semen inferno tbh

oh right

the essay