general

Easy

ask max, that is a woman thing

Umbreon

shove the book up your vagina umbreon

easy

Umbreon, I'll send you some sites 😉

Your imagining is the most important part

IMAGINATION

If you can imagine the scene

aparently i have the imagination of a toddler

then it's pretty good

IT ALL TIES INTO MY ESSAY

at that point, why fucking read tbh

just come up with the scenerio yourself

reading smut just seems lazy then

oh yeah

That's writing Pika

Pika that takes work though

Fuck writing your own porn

I am not saying write

if someone else writes it and describes the scene

you can imagine shit

well

you can focus more on good feelings

you have the capability to do so

how good of an imagination do you have pika

the perfect book was a biography about a famous US hero that im actually related to

Extremely umbreon

Pika you've never done it so you don't understand

needed some realism

i doubt that

why

What has lead you to believe I have a bad imagination

u

you have no original ideas

kappa

can you jerk off without material

yes

fuck i cant do that

can't even do it with material

wait

feelsbad

jerking off is degenerate tbh

without lubricants as well

I never use lubricants

so yes

>needing lube

i dont use it either

Kys

lube is not for masturbation

well like

lotion and stuff

not needed

i agree

>Needing lotion

not crying on your dick to lubricate it

anyone who uses it for masturbation just saw it somewhere and thinks you need it

i should probably be writing my essay and not be discussing masturbation

buuuut

I feel like little kids who don't know how to masturbate, think they need it

No idea where they got that idea

And they usually figure out pretty quick they dont

yeah, what kind of idiot would think they need lube

have you ever masturbated lying on your back

haaaaaaa

I usually sit up to jerk it rusp

I do too

but there was one time

where i was very tired

Have you ever masturbated while kneeling rusp

and uh

what's the most amount of cum you have came in a jerk off session

have you ever masturbated while a dude fingered your asshole rusp

me neither Kappa

sadly not pika

hoping for that special somebody

I have no idea how to quantify that max

was going to make a pun but it felt wrong