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As another fat gentleman, I might just eat that cake for you Kappa

It feels gay to feed Pika my frosted treats though

If you put it that way

If it makes it better, this cake is purple

just make your cakes shaped like twinkies and just frost the tip and go from there

wait

how the fuck is a carrot cake purple

you could just make 1 or 2 cupcakes spooky

It's not a carrot cake

This one is a rum cake

oh

btw ive answered my own question

purple carrots exist

I think you can also do a beet cake

Which would be purple

carrots were originally purple

so was my dick tbh

Heirloom carrots

when i was born the umbilical chord somehow got wrapped around it

normal

You can make single serving cakes

Or cupcakes

>single serving cake

Yes, let me use 1/5 of an egg, 2 teaspoons of milk, and measure my cake flour with a thimble

Souffles then

how about pancakes spooky Kappa

you can get the maple syrup from pika

spooky just dont make cakes

make cookies

tbh

ooh cookies

i love making cookies and putting them in a cookie jar

Rum cookies just aren't a good

oddly specific thing to love

if you just want to put things in a cookie jar go collect some rocks

All the alcohol cooks out of them

to max that is

why do you want alcoholic food anyway

eh

Wait why do you need rum food

especially if you fill it

because then like two days later

you go downstairs

open it,see some cookies are gone

Max, what does your cookie jar look like I'm imagining it's shaped like some anime thot

and be like "people ate those even though I ejaculated into the batter"

kappa

spooky is a hopeless alcoholic

classic prank to pull on younger siblings!

spooky, alcohol will make your depression worse

>not putting rum in everything

You can buy egg shit thats like in a bottle

Dialga, how could you

but no, i like to be able to grab my homemade cookies every once and a while

Its just an emulsifier, you can replace it

its better than bagged shit

I mean

bagged shit is pretty good

and i really prefer cookies to anything else baked, other than brownies if those count

Pies

Those are good

pies are meh to me

well

spooky even if i was old enough for alcohol, i wouldn't want it

Most pies congeal too fast

at least you actually cook the food

My sister makes batter/dough and eats it

I think its because i prefer sour to sweet taste

never cooks it

she’s very weird

What's funny Rusp, is that's becoming more and more of a thing

that's retarded

I like having a lick or two

it’s normal to eat a bowl of brownie batter

its normal to lick the spoon or some shit

but not just eat it

cookie dough is good

I know all about licking the spoon

In the grocery store around here, you can buy toll-house cookie dough for a couple bucks, or raw dough that's meant to be eaten raw for like 10

I save a little baggie of homemade cookiedough whenever i make it