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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
Democracy is doomed
lmfao
of course he did
lmao
So, if you'll recall, last week I made a carrot cake and didn't exactly know how to get rid of it
Well, I've made the same mistake again
Pika, you need to live near me so I have someone who can just eat the mountain of shit I bake, that I only want a piece of
It's not even cooking in bulk though
There's no real way to make a serving smaller than 1 cake/pie
It's just that; living alone, I can't really realistically eat a whole cake myself
Rather, I shouldn't
you should
perfectly healthy
As a fat gentleman, you can and should eat all of that cake Kappa
As another fat gentleman, I might just eat that cake for you Kappa
It feels gay to feed Pika my frosted treats though
If you put it that way
If it makes it better, this cake is purple
you could just make 1 or 2 cupcakes spooky
It's not a carrot cake
This one is a rum cake
I think you can also do a beet cake
Which would be purple
You can make single serving cakes
Or cupcakes
>single serving cake
Yes, let me use 1/5 of an egg, 2 teaspoons of milk, and measure my cake flour with a thimble
how about pancakes spooky Kappa
you can get the maple syrup from pika
ooh cookies
Rum cookies just aren't a good
All the alcohol cooks out of them
why do you want alcoholic food anyway