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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Tuesday, July 31, 2018
i don't think you understand
you don't have to be a weeb to understand basic words
but a weeb will unironically use said words regularly
umbreon
is someone addressing me?
oh no sorry i meant i evolved my eevee into an umbreon in pokemon red
why did young me never come up with a creative and original username
why am i stuck with being fire for the rest of my life
rebrand yourself
umbreon
brand
is the dutch word
for fire
fuck me
if you are one who believes in fate, then this is a clear sign of it
almost as if they chose the name for a reason
fire
WHICH ONE
the one that answers to the name of fire
which means you, you dog
wait
am i fire
or am i dog
you are a hound to me so i guess you are dog
my day has only just begun, one such as me is not in such a state to flatter your question with meaningless rabble
the state of being "gey" is no insult my good sir
i always hate it when you guys ask me how i am when i just woke up at 3am in the morning
like how do i even answer
i'm goodn't
be vague
thats how you answer
i just answer with "i just woke up" and people get awkward for asking
i'm really good in conversations
anyways fire you never answered my beck and call
what does umbreon want
do you need help renaming yourself
no
ah i see
staying as Fire forever
not that either
disappointing
do not exclaim such profanity at me
you ruffian
you never know when inspiration might hit me
but for now i have no choice but to stay as fir
it seems your statement has a gap in it
you should fix that
Say, umbreon, could you tell me why you are still awake?