general

nothing

they're still around

chickens, hawks, parrots, eagles

emus

no wonder i see thesauruses everywhere

geese

casawary

cassowary*

DO NOT

CORRECT

MY SPELLING

EVER

AGAIN

you must respect the spelling of bird species names

pingor

fire

fire

fire

someone put out the fire for umbreon

i think he's dying

no

oh

someone is firing

at me

fuck i forgot about that definition of the word fire

this is confusing

and extremely existential crisis inducing

anyways fire

how do fish hold their breath underwater for so long

do fish even really breathe tbh

they just consume water and filter out the oxygen

fire

yes, blocked message, what is it?

rest in peace

well

fire is dead now

oh that was meant for me?

but you aimed at yourself

no u

you can't do that to a gun you're pointing at yourself

if anything, the gun should die

then why are you dead?

i'm not dead

uh yeah you are

prove it

fire the gun is like this

thank you for explaining this to this fool umbreon

ok, and i was standing 2 meters to the left

checkmate

uh

no you wern't

I'll prove it

see

this is some dumb roleplay

you bore me

you are dead

oof

you are boring

it's like when you're larping with your younger brother and he can't possibly lose

where's the fun in that

stop using godmode

erase them from existence

how do birds fly without engines

how do planes fly with engines

how does flying work

answer that and you'll have your answer for how birds fly

well you see

there is this thing its called lift

and there is also thrust

and also drag

10/19 best teacher NA

oh also weight

you balance the 4 things

and then you fly

how do you put thrust onto a balance scale

by increasing drag