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they should pass a law requiring that all firearms have fluorescent glow in the dark orange tips so you can see them easily Kappa

lul

Fucking rip me

oh

oof

also

we know what brand of car pika's parents drive

pika crashed

rip pika

this is the result of his driving lessons

The fuck did you hit Pika

Also, that tire should have been replaced 50,000 miles ago

The rubber was worn bare already

don't you realize pika's family are cheap fucks Kappa

I realized that once Pika told me the plan was for his entire family to sleep together on this trip

I realizedhow pika's bankaccount is so big

they skimp out on literally EVERYTHING

just so they can brag about how much money they "have"

genius idea

look at this PNG of my bank account

But how else would Pika earn our respect, other than having a couple thousand dollars in a bank

A bank which mind you, doesn't let Pika buy shit with his money

Popped on the highway

Currently on the side of the hifhway

i thought

tire probably wore out

that said

pooped

lol

It's not too late Pika

i honestly thought pika took a shit on the highway

Make Max's dream come true

Lol

do it

send pics

not gonna lie, thought umbreon was syren this entire time

it's not like you changing your names and avatars all the time helps

clearly i do it to fuck with you

I also assumed he was syren

Oof

kek my dude

In a towtruck now. Talk later

wow

i knew it was you dan

bamboozled

also >calling a towtruck and not fixing it by yourself to skimp out

they probably don't have a spare tire

good point, they probably skimped out on the spare to save money

doesn't excuse pika from taking a nice healthy 5 mile walk to go get a new one

Ww had a spare, was rusted to the bottom of the van

Could not easily get it off

So, your tire should have been replaced 50,000 miles ago, and your spare should have been replaced 5 years ago

I feel like you should probably take your car to a mechanic at some point, make sure the oil's still a liquid

Tire was only on its second season of use

Also we are alive. Sitting out near a canadian tire having them replace the tire

a canadian tire is replacing your tire?

Canadian tire is an autorepair store

ah i see

Back on the road. Be at a computer in 3 hours lol

Okay guys

what can we do without pika in 3 hours

This play by play was brought to you by canadian roads

Oh I’ve got it

I have to wait for him to leave first

Waiting

Fuck I can’t say if he doesn’t leave

Get fucked

Got 49% battery I will wait you out

I am in a house with a charger

Good luck

Car has a charger

F u c k