general

i think you mean

barber shop?

what

oh

i go to one where uh

my mom's friend works

and i really like how she cuts my hair

because my hair is super fucking thick

so its annoying

keep them

keep the sideburns all your life

My beard never gets past the middle school phase

stop at the chin spooky

Mhmm

yeah

be me spooky

at the first annual Phijkchu-con, we need a beard contest

ill get first place

I feel like I always need a slight beard

Owo

I know a funny xD symbol I can put on mine

make a OwO

but the dick is the w

xd

Do I have to click on this

no

its just the dora

map song

You split it open with an axe while chopping wood

okay, if we help a phijkchu-con

who would be the first to cum

what

no context

who would be the first to orgasm at said con

whether it be something hella gay

or in the bathroom

he is

"Internet cult sexually harassses a minor"

Don't play video games

Umbreon, it's literally just an average JRPG

There's more than 1 minor here

and it's the only good switch game this year

"Alt-Right Pokemon Grooming Ring Uncovered"

that'd be funny

so dragon quest 6? spooky

heroes with seperate stories

come together

It sounds like hell

I actually tried making a game once!

I started thinking about this shit only a few years ago

I got pretty far too

Spooky knows all about it

I don't think I would of been able to put it on steam

because actual spider man was in it

uhhh

i dont think there was a loli

it was a fighting game

based around OC characters

spiderman is an oc

here's an old list of characters https://i.imgur.com/h9ajieD.png let me see if I can dig up some more stuff

I have no idea where the game is anymore

bythat

I mean what laptop its on

woah

have I really not talked about cod kid here before

that's a treasure trove of autistic stories!

post spooky

https://i.imgur.com/ZkqXPV5.png

oh

that's

bad?

A rodent with hair? Preposterous

http://mystylenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/pikachu-gets-bangs-ftr.jpg

Wasn't there that one pikachu in the anime that had hair?