general

I've been buped

the fucking madmen did it

a wasp managed to get in the fridge and learned the hard way that it won't survive in the cold

it almost got to my cheeses

the absolute trash

pika you were muted you idiot

It fucking autojoined when I logged in

I did not mean to go in voicechat

lmao

my dad just helped a nigger

A nigger was around our house and went into the back yard and down to behind the shed

my dad went out there and talked to him

the kid stole a bike, or tried to, but the owner caught him and called the police

so the kid booked iti

and ended up at my house

so my dad was like "today is your lucky day"

and drove the fucking nigger home

ok

why did he do that

>tried to steal a bike

Not even a good crime

because my dad wasbad as a kid

your dad was black?

poor guy

no

he was around blacks

and did black things

but he is most definitely white

hmm

When my dad was in college he got jumped by a group of blacks

Almost went blind in one eye

classic blacks

damn

niggeres

niggrs

holy shit

ginger

fuck

is an anagram

were with the niggers all along

The truth has been unveiled

Max, I bet we could get away making a Grindr/Tindr clone, calling it Niggr

Your probably couldn’t get away with that

No, you see

I've got black family

It's 100% ok

I’m related to a black through marriage

So I’d be ok

You're also related to a gay through marriage now

Yeah dude

That marriage is how I’m related to a black

my new uncle(?) isn’t black

but his nephew is

Rusp, we should figure out a way to make ourselves related

no

Get some distant cousins to marry

Technically

Everyone is related

But I'd like to be closely related enough that our internet tryst becomes HOT

is tryst like trust

and how would it become hot

you can’t leave me in the dark

https://i.imgur.com/ttfiqIU.png

Acknowledged by a god

Why are you messing with that thing still

Thing?

Are you insulting my hero?

Only if you take it as an insult

Don’t insult my

King

.

You’ve been warned

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where is everyone

you fucks

max no one is alive till midnight

Plus we all stayed up until around 4:30 last night

so most of us are probably dead