general

okay

i sent umbreon my life story

Is he ready to be a school shooter now?

The thing is, it rarely ever gets colder than 40 degrees where I live

Even at night

You can get STDs in your face

100%

not crabs

but other stuff

max what are crabs

help

Damn it spooky

We could've had fun with this

spooky is riight

about crabs

okay max serious question

yes

how to use a condum

you literally

That's true bopit!

Good job!

just pull it over your penis

oh no not the pull verb

you open the package

remove the condom

He's fucking with you

which is circle shaped sort of

and then theres a part

Umbreon gets off to this

i dont know hot explain it

yes

roll it?

what

okay ive never used a condom

so i wouldnt know

same here max

i thought you just slid it on

thats what all the doujins showed mee

huh

weird

No spooky, you rub the condom over your dick to get the anti-pregnancy chemicals on your dick

the sheepskin one

what other sex questions should i ask max

in case i get the sex

probably not

how to put it in

spooky

how do i put it in

you gota loosen her up first

you dont know bopit

but actually umbreon

spooky might have a secret technique

So remember to get an enema before all this

you gota loosen her up first

how do i "loosen" her up

oh

okay umbreon

what does that mean

you got to get her to relax

play with her a bit

let her get "wet"

so her vagina relaxes

Yeah, and you should get an enema first

this is basic biology

the human body is made to do this

im not one to "play with women"

examples please

okay umbreon

We can tell

just fiddle the clit a bit

okay but what is a clit

Every day, I can feel leg

oh god

uh

okay umbreon

vaginas

HE'S FUCKING WITH YOU

they have a little knob at the top

WHAT

fuck