general

about max

and penises

and jews

and 15 year olds

okay umbreon

and life

and my wife

i will tell you my life story

I can tell you ALL about jews

in PMs

cool

here we go

No

It'd be one at best

I hate it when my dick hooks onto the toilet seat

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But Europeans have bidets

They also have the ass washing devices

send pics pls

Toilet paper just doesn't cut it

i'm sure women get some pleasure out of using these

America is over 50% cut

fucking hell

Those jews sure love their necklaces

I will

>implying I'm uncut

man i can't wait for the shower; i get to explore life's greatest mystery

America has freedom my dude

Oh, now you've sold me Kappa

We have actual free speech

I can take the cold pretty well tbh

LMAO SPOOKY

That's why we need heros like Jim

Oh, well

>all 15 year olds know

good job pika

Around here, people start putting on extra layers at 60 degrees Fahrenheit

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When I say "I can take the cold well" I think in reference to them

15 celcius is ice cold

okay

i sent umbreon my life story

Is he ready to be a school shooter now?

The thing is, it rarely ever gets colder than 40 degrees where I live

Even at night

You can get STDs in your face

100%

not crabs

but other stuff

max what are crabs

help

Damn it spooky

We could've had fun with this

spooky is riight

about crabs

okay max serious question

yes

how to use a condum

you literally

That's true bopit!

Good job!

just pull it over your penis

oh no not the pull verb

you open the package

remove the condom

He's fucking with you

which is circle shaped sort of

and then theres a part

Umbreon gets off to this

i dont know hot explain it

yes

roll it?

what

okay ive never used a condom