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well then you can't really do it

WHAT

I actually may need this

WHY IS IT VERITCLE

I don’t know how to do this

HOLY SHIT

i was scrolling fast

https://i.imgur.com/cmSbtkL.png

i thoght

WHOA

that was his penis

Is that his dick?

no

umbreon

you cannot trick me

maybe you need the right material

You have to level up your dick stat

you can't make it go 90 degrees

would you be interested in traps

I can somewhat

did you break your penis pika?

What

THAT IS WRONG TIMING

oops

TRAPS ARE GAY

isn't spider porn furry?

no

so

ergo

fuck you

rusp = furry

i masturbated in public once

have you ever just masturbated into a urinal

is it a good story max?

me either spooky

yes umbreon

want to share?

I’ve only jerked off at home

I’m not a risk taker

that i cant masturbate really

i just kinda stood in a corner and rubbed

what?

Well that’s fair

assuming people couldn't see

they probably did though

do you just

what

what?

WHAT

who are you asking umbreon

you ever just run out into a cornfield and crank one out?

But what if you get semen on your clothes and whatnot

im asking everyone tbh

umbreon

masturbating in public

wait

gives you a little jolt

i guess it was edging

fuck

try it once

i was edgy

Trickshots

But it gets EVERYWHERE

please elaborate

what?

trickshots are shooting your goo in cool angles

you probably cant do those

most likely your penis cant shoot umbreon

it probably just leaks

I do it daily, mostly

whats that

what

I jack off a minimum of once a day

and thats okay

leaks?

It’s needed at this point

umbreon

am i being shamed?