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good job pika

I’m proud of you

i don't get it Kappa

was going to write As but realized the possible joke at the end before I posted it

well anyways, the conversation has seemed to die down. Gonna shower

Oh sorry about that

My dog attempted to run away

What have you done to it

Nothing

It just wanted to kill a cat

Like a good boy does

It's not one of those nigbulls is it?

Nope

It’s a little dog

well

medium-little

why

Medium little sounds pitbulll-y

it’s not a pit bull

I don’t want toddler blood on my hands

It's okay rusp, he'll be put down painlessly

My dog wouldn’t hurt a fly

He would spread it

Besides the many, many animals he’s killed

I occasionally go to let my dog back in to be greeted with a dead opossum

he’s even gotten a skunk before

rip xbrox

My dog is an absolute powerhouse

mhmm

he reminds me a lot of my vag

And just like vag...

Oh, nevermind

i had a dog the size of a bear once

killed a couple cows

got put down for it

good times

Keeping pets is such a strange behavior

why

pets are the best

if they’re dogs

or geese

Why have humans decided to get emotionally attached to animals

Because they’re cute nice boys

why are people emotionally attached to money

checkmate, jews

also humans are animals

so fuck you

Humans are a part of a social contract with each other

Why are you opposed to pets

I'm not, I'm just saying it's strange

They’re stress relief

And some people’s only friends

or, most reliable friends

It seems to fill the role of reproducing for many people

I mean

and that is totally ok

people shouldn't reproduce

We need all the birth control we can get

people are a cancer

Rick and morty my dude

what

nihilism

what's nihilistic about saying most humans should not be allowed to reproduce

It will likely mean the end of your own people

so what

Exactly

Damn

Gottem

if my people are a cancer upon this world

which i don't think they are

which i guess makes me a nazi but ok

but if they were a cancer

i wouldn't allow them to live

You sure got me