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no swearing on my muslin minecraft discord

i will challenge your muslim minecraft discord

Heck

and say a swear word anyway

canada goose

I will decapitate 14 Canadian geese

swear one more time and I swear to Muhammad you won’t be getting any of third mothers famous lamb

Why

Leg you fuck

stop that

Holy shit this guy is upside-down

I still don’t understand why she would say she doesn’t want to hurt me but proceed to do so by turning me down

at least she is not max and could say no

Ha

god, I wonder how awkward it would be to hit on max, she would just have to go with it Kappa

But at the same time it was like a not now not a not never

Just use the worst pickup lines of all time

I’ve already established that that is not required

go for a run until you are drenched in swear. "Hey baby, want me to make you as wet as I am?"

What stage of grief are we at?

not acceptance that is for sure

Because if she said she isn’t ready for relationships to me then she won’t be with others

Nah I’ve accepted it but I’m starting over lol

Dolf

So denial

Oh boy

It’ll be okay

Millions of people get turned down everyday

I’m not sad I’m just confused

there is no proof backing up that statement

You’ll just have to believe me and my infinite wisdom

You told a guy he fucks dogs

You have no wisdom

That wasn’t me

to be fair, honesty is a virtue

I did a tweet right before that

so if you do fuck dogs, of course you should tell people

The thing is I don’t feel like I can say anything else to her on the subject because then it becomes me being clingy and rapey and before any of you say “are you not” no I’m normal not like the child fucker pika over here

Damn

to be fair, I was going to say it would make you clingy

Dolfin

Have we reached anger already

It's alright

I’m perfectly calm lol

If you’re going to insult somebody insult me

unlike the child fucker pika

who is

A N G R Y

It’s just my demeanor in the way I talk conveyed to text

I just assume everything everyone posts is sarcasm tbh

As Rob says you never know what tone someone is using over the internet

yes

rob is wise

Fuck you Phijkchu_Pikachu

clearly, listen to rob

The all mighty Robert Moran

I hate jews

I am bending over for you rusp

Finally

ey it's-a me a pikchjuh pikachu

Retribution for all the kids you’ve diddled

all 0 kids

But the thing is

Imagine if Canada ever did crack down on loli

He normalizes kid diddling culture

I would go to jail willingly

Now that I’ve told her after two years

I don’t know what step to take

And Pika along with the rest of the canadian """pedophiles""" were put into the same prison

One that is forward would be preferable

It'd be the greatest sitcom on earth

Because waiting feels wrong at this point even thought it’s probably the right one

I would just move on but apparently that is not an easy thing to do

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