general

spiders kill earwigs in my room

so I let them live

other than that, fuck them

Spiders do lots of things

You’re right pika

She probably does like me too but just isn’t emotionally capable for handling a relationship

We should fuck them

alright rusp

that was your last chance

That’s what I’ve been saying all along

can we please kick rusp

you're dead now

That’s basically what she said too

goodbye

you tried

so hard

it was a social experiment

Pika, are snakes gay?

that one surely is not

don’t even get me started on snakes dude

Fuck

And the fact that she was tearing up when I talked to her makes me feel that way because she ain’t one to cry

what is wrong with you rusp

He's on too many layers of irony

I love them

I don't want to visualize that

What’s wrong with you

Why the fuck am I being kinkshamed

we kinkshame everything here

fuck your fetishes

I will

That’s been the plan

can the english language just remove the word fuck

for being too damn confusing

bang your fetishes rusp

there

oh

hell no

that’s disgusting

Fucking fuck

fricking frick

fracking frack

no swearing on my muslin minecraft discord

i will challenge your muslim minecraft discord

Heck

and say a swear word anyway

canada goose

I will decapitate 14 Canadian geese

swear one more time and I swear to Muhammad you won’t be getting any of third mothers famous lamb

Why

Leg you fuck

stop that

Holy shit this guy is upside-down

I still don’t understand why she would say she doesn’t want to hurt me but proceed to do so by turning me down

at least she is not max and could say no

Ha

god, I wonder how awkward it would be to hit on max, she would just have to go with it Kappa

But at the same time it was like a not now not a not never

Just use the worst pickup lines of all time

I’ve already established that that is not required

go for a run until you are drenched in swear. "Hey baby, want me to make you as wet as I am?"

What stage of grief are we at?

not acceptance that is for sure

Because if she said she isn’t ready for relationships to me then she won’t be with others

Nah I’ve accepted it but I’m starting over lol

Dolf

So denial

Oh boy

It’ll be okay

Millions of people get turned down everyday

I’m not sad I’m just confused

there is no proof backing up that statement

You’ll just have to believe me and my infinite wisdom

You told a guy he fucks dogs

You have no wisdom

That wasn’t me