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The thing is

The fact that I attract anyone at all is a genuine miracle

Maybe it was the fact that I constantly joked about sucking my friends dick, so they assumed I was gay

I try to forget all the past interactions between me and my little sisters friends

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nothing good comes from remembering

She was also not confident in her self tbh

My twin sisters friends are the worst people I’ve met in my entire life

They make me want to die

So a lot like you guys, funnily enough

rusp

i actually know your sister

What’s her name duck

we've been bffs

my sister is 12 years younger than me, so here's hoping her friends don't (do) fall for me Kappa

her name's erika

Damn

you know this

You got me!

See Pika, my sister's only a couple years younger than me

being an only child for 10 years was fun

That may be one of the farthest away guesses possible

So I was always the slightly older boy to all her friends

I’ve always been the tall boy

And I would always take them places or drive them around

And the guy who likes to make funny tweets

being an only child for like a year and a half was fun

I’m one of those guys

Twitter famous

then i started getting like 6 siblings and life just ended tbh

I just kept to myself and my friend group during highschool

so I was never bothered by people

HA, friends

High school relationships are dumb

I have proof that I have friends

^

agreed with spooky

zero point in that shit

I can invite one of them right now

Be an alpha with no relationships like me

you do it and the first question I ask them is for your dox

Girls treat them as a status symbol for the most part "Look who I convinced to date me"

Oh he would fucking give it

That’s why I’m not inviting him

lol

My cousin tried to convince me to let her join here

I just outright told her no

lol

How old is she

like 2 months older than I am

Fuck

That’s way too old

Let her join!

could we have convinced your cousin to dox herself and therefore you if we asked persistently enough?

My sister was also a huge Rob fan, but now she hates him

She'd fit right in Kappa

I never showed anyone I knew rob

It is less so a problem of her, she is fine. I just like to keep internet and personal shit seperate

Are you afraid that she’ll like us more than you?

once fire becomes my lover, I am forcing him to quit the cult and become a househusband

Pika, I thought we've established you have no life

So that shouldn't be an issue

Cmon pika

She is also an overwatch player

I want to ask her about your personal life

I wanna see which one of us will fuck your cousin

I already tell you fucks more than she would know lol

such as my dick size

It'd be between me and Rusp tbh

I’ve found my way to pika

Be there in three months

😗 look forward to it

Oh fuck

Is that an emoji?

I’m not coming anymore