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tl;dr enjoy your “two hand” handjobs while I’m living it up with my 8 hands. See you in hell fuckers.

See, what normie don’t get about spider waifus is that 8 hands will always be better than one. And another thing, you see how fucking CURVY spiders are? Now, I know what you’re thinking - wouldn’t the webs and fangs make the experience much less enjoyable? Well, the short answer to that is no, and the long answer is - fuck you, are you retarded or something? The webs lead to a much more enjoyable experience with your weiner being pulled from every direction. And the fangs? Don’t even get me started on the fangs! Oh my god, AaughhUau.. but you’ll just have to find that out for yourselves...

Call them BMs

blackmails?

Exactly

does rusp actually have a spider fetish?

And bipot, I do.

Do you not? Were you catfishing me into liking you by appealing to my spider loving side?!!?

You think there’s a problem?

I think they’re handling it pretty well.

It's wildly inefficient

So I'll make a comparison

I know it’s bad.

I was kidding

When there is a huge critical construction project the government needs to do They'll put the inspectors on-site

They should do the exact same thing with judges on the border

It's stupid as hell to arrest people, ship them to the border, and then ship them back to sit for a trial

why don’t they just shoot them

And this exacerbates the issue of families being separated

much faster

No one would care is kids were kept in pens overnight

Why don’t

We just start eating them

Free food

Why don't we use them to build the wall

The Chinese did that

We should can them

Then we can have them shipped back efficiently!

im probably going to pass out in vc

dont manipulate my mind via subliminal messages

thanks

Can I eat pizza via air hose?

I have never felt save with spooky

He’s like 60 or something

An old grizzled Russian man

Actually I’d equate him more to subway jared

I'm not fat

You wont be after you eat them subway 6” subs baby!

Black Forrest Ham with only mustard and vinegar!

What are we splitting?

With an air hose?

You smell your money?

Why?

Money smells good

whatcha guys doin?

so many, yet so late

talking about smelling milk

And air hoses

Air hoses are really cool.

Well RIP

I guess I shouldn't have rejoined

STEAM FUCKED ME

This replace my mic on this shitty laptop

After the Steam update

I don't have to go in until 10

>Internet friends

Pika, where were you on 9/11

That is probably a good story

"IS HIS PENIS SMALL?"

"I BET IT IS"

Bopit, did you school not have stairwells?

Where did all the kids fuck in your HS Bopit?

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spooky.exe

"I don't think people really fucked in my highschool" -Bopit 2018

>Cameras

Oh, we had security """guards""" on golf carts

They just had to stop kids from wandering off during school hours

Rookie numbers

Bopit, I'll save you some thinking