general

did i delete that by accident

i wrote i had none originally

Oh you did

yeah it says "I of course didn't"

(all but me)

yeah i'm useless

Man, I'm still chuckling at the fact your dream school

Where there were magic powers and Japanese shit

Was segregated

look

I just really hate gay people

i'll see myself out Kappa

I called gay pride month "gay tolerance month" for whatever reason the other day

I forget who I was talking to, but they were pissed off

LOL

that seems like a better name for it tbh

i feel like people shouldn't be "proud" to be gay

That's honestly the first name that came to my head

but people shouldn't hate the gays either

And I got the wonderful "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLLERANT"

I honest to god have no opinions on them

And it took me a minute or two to piece together why they were mad

they want you to become gay with them, not just tolerate their existence

you fucking bigot

$20 is $20

Beggars can't be choosers

lewd

i take back what i said earlier

this dream happened may 22nd

i'd have a double D-cup breast enlargement for 20 dollars

Oh, Max missed this entire conversation

huh

max how much would you pay for a breast implant and you can get it removed later

what size

i was trying to fall asleep to these boys' wonderful soothing voices but i couldn't stop laughing when they kept asking to take money for breast implants

it was great

Bigger the size, the more money you'd get

she doesn't get to get paid

Max, it'd be cheating for you

uh

no thanks

Pika was cheating as well

max has to get the dick enlargement spooky

Given that he already has tits

^

no thanks to any of that

But the guy did it for $100,000

For (honestly pretty small) implants

oh

Bopit swore up and down there was no price for him

then i guess

max how would having a bigger dick even negatively impact you?

100k for a lil boost?

bopit tucking is very hard you know Kappa

brb

spooky is trying to tuck

should have rolled for it

save him the time of actually doing it

also

how tf do breast inplants even work

like what happens to your nipples

bopit

they like

cut it off

then place something

yeah fuck that

then place the top stuff back on the top

I'm happy with my nipples

i was kidding bopit

did you know nipples are totally gay

I figure if you have boobs

I know max lol

like they just put it under

men only have them because while you're a baby in your mother's womb you're modelled after a feminine body