general

Gent, I could hide a giraffe from the government

Trust me

Just eat it

I could give a detailed review of the last few pokemon generations I guess

I'd have to do a review of something

Life

You would never have to farm

You have all the abandoned supermarkets at your disposal

You'd be set for a long as time

You'll just die of grief or something

YESS

oof

When the ethnostate is formed

What if you shoot yourself before the clock reaches 0

Just ask it when a horse wins a horse race at that point

If we're doing genie logic of wish granting, it'd probably end up winning a practice race or something

Immortality is fine if you can wipe your own memory

Then you don't go crazy

No, you record everything

So you can constantly better yourself

You can probably remove the problems of aging

Certain sharks and whatnot don't "age"

Hippity hoppity

Bring the truck

Fuck magic

This is the exact same as asking what superpower you'd want

Man, I am thirsty. I could sure use a cold beverage.

Oh fuck you pika

Did you say the truck thing without looking at my post?

My skin

Your skin is considered one organ

Teleportation would kill you

>Flies over to hawaii to roast marshmallows to be the first Kappa

I saw someone cook steak on lava on TV

Why wouldn’t you try this

It's toxic

^

Only pussies fear toxicity

Sulfur smores

They threw it onto the lava

my favorite

Gent your plenty toxic and your still a “functional” human being

high functioning

oh sorry

my bad

"one location" could mean earth

Just lure the astronauts back down

Live longer

Women live longer

xBrox has so many more options to pick!

Pika's doing the asian andy shit

You literally quoted aydin

Have sex with every woman they fall for

Reincarnation isn't real you BRAINLET

Living in a world with only niggers

xbrox do you need a hug?

Yeah, we reeeeally need to stay on topic!

Chances are, you would die

HOLY SHIT

Fuck off

XCOM 2 IS FREE FOR JUNE

I'M SO HYPE

It already was before

NO

not for ps plus

Go into gaming chat

you don't want xcom 2

This is my chat right now!

oh no

But dialga

A free xcom game

Why not

Go away

Chances are, you would die spooky

I don't dislike xcom 2

I dislike it's publisher

Well i'm not giving them a single cent because i'm not paying for it