general

wait

the trap museum. i wouldnt do it, but someone would

Oh, rip dolfin

"harassed"

i want to master teleportation

Memes aside, I'd do story writing or art

>non-monogamous relationships

i would master genetics, and edit my DNA to have teleportation

boom

I'm a 56%er

Why not just give yourself some kind of flight ability

It'd be more fun

because then i would be a freak of society. a birb monster

I thought we were going with real things

Not if you do superman style of flight

Not superpowers

teleportation

Teleportation would be more useful yes

but flying would be more fun

is teleportation good?

Like the power to fuck your own ass

Why would you want to fuck your own ass

reee i want teleportation

Walking distance teleportation kiiiiinda sucks

Wait

can you chain teleports together?

You can teleport but everytime you do it, you die and someone else takes your place thinking they're you

If you chain line of sight teleports you can get places pretty easy

can we have multiple worlds?

Pika, you wanna be like andy warski?

i would imagine i was in very detailed video games and be the hero. games IRL

He had a panic attack due to VR porn

Back

i hate snakes

No, that's just when a stripper rubs her ass against your dick

both kinds of snakes

What about worms?

Snakes are fine

I know some people hate snakes as well as worms

You can't just call Elon Musk

And Elon is payed by the government

why

what if it was the FBI?

brb

These are the questions that require you to be naturally witty/funny to answer

what was the question

Where would you hide a giraffe from the government

Gent, I could hide a giraffe from the government

Trust me

Just eat it

I could give a detailed review of the last few pokemon generations I guess

I'd have to do a review of something

Life

You would never have to farm

You have all the abandoned supermarkets at your disposal

You'd be set for a long as time

You'll just die of grief or something

YESS

oof

When the ethnostate is formed

What if you shoot yourself before the clock reaches 0

Just ask it when a horse wins a horse race at that point

If we're doing genie logic of wish granting, it'd probably end up winning a practice race or something

Immortality is fine if you can wipe your own memory

Then you don't go crazy

No, you record everything

So you can constantly better yourself

You can probably remove the problems of aging

Certain sharks and whatnot don't "age"

Hippity hoppity

Bring the truck

Fuck magic

This is the exact same as asking what superpower you'd want

Man, I am thirsty. I could sure use a cold beverage.

Oh fuck you pika

Did you say the truck thing without looking at my post?

My skin