general

ny is shit vinny

why would anyone move to ny for anything but school

why would you got to ny even for school

go somewhere less shit

b/c ny has some if the best schools in the country?

also if pika moved, i would be lonely here in the cold. ;-;

I'm moving to canada xBrox it's okay Kappa

canada is the 51st state

i guess 50th because california is leaving

when is the US getting Canada in this timeline

2025

a good year to commit suicide in tbh

Man fuck women

I’m going gay now

same

why

I’ve known the girl for 5ish years been good friends for 3. She flirts with me most of the time and when I’m about to get the courage to ask her out she goes and hooks up with someone else

incel rebellion lets go

And that’s the second fucking time this has happened to me

Seems like a better name

The thing is we are both working at the same summer camp for two months

You waited to long rip

Don’t get me wrong courage is hard

Like

But you coulda swooped in a lil earlier and maybe gotten her

I’m always looking at her and she’s always looking back

Hell even a few months ago she snap chatted me before a national convention type thing asking me if I was there yet

The trick is to just not care about shit like that

Man I try not to

fun fact, girls have this secret pact that whenever they look at someone, there trying to say something

Easier said than done

But I’ve legit never felt this way

She’s also like 5’4 so

>never felt this way but its happened twice

Shh

The last girl wasn’t the same feeling

Like I liked her and we snap chatted for a solid year and she just stopped and got a boyfriend so fuck her

idk

also i think im going to get assasinated now. i broke the girl code that i dont care about

Nah

Literally senting apaches to your house xBrox

I take the girl code seriously as a fellow girl

Damnit pika you weren’t supposed to say anything

But this one she’s legitimately perfect in every way. Laughed at pretty much anything I said

Oof

wait what

oh no

Had a perfect banter aspect too

oh noes

>perfect

Nobody’s perfect

when a girl laughs at everything you say then shes trying to get you to do favors

not to sound rude, but that is likely you colouring the situation because you are upset

Why am I telling you loli lovers this shit

rip

Fair

It wasn’t everything like most jokes

That’s what I meant

cinny netted himself an actual loli

She’s a redhead too

oof

I like redheads

So

I also like redheads tbh

I just wanted to oof you

Oof

oof Dolf

But then again shes absolutely stunning and I’m fatter than pika

double oof

oof

Wait.. you are

How

how do you even move

seeing spooky here reminded me