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Umbreon would be destroyed

I am not clean shaven

Because you can't grow facial hair Kappa

Shaving clean is a lot of work

Not true

For the growing part

@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt what do you think you're doing

Vinny, most swimmers just wax

I saw that

Full body wax

There's no point wasting the time to shave

I have too much hair to wax

Nice

What do you think women do?

They man up, and rip the hair off

With their hands

Actually I heard that they just get a pair of tweezers and pull each hair out individually

The pain gets them ready for child birth

Pulling hairs really isn't that painful tbh

Nah, they pour hot wax on themselves and rip out the hairs at once

But having smooth skin would be weird

thats efficient

Pulling off a bandaid is more painful then breaking a bone for me

tweezers is for the finer things like eyebrows

not due to breaking a bone not hurting

You've broken a bone...

Like 4

Pulling hairs individually is not that painful, but pulling a bunch all at once (like you would with waxing) hurts

because you drink soy instead of calcium rich milk!

I've never broken a bone

Nah

I have broken teeth tho

Not fun

Have you ever had someone dive head first at your foot with a football helmet on

rip old man vinny

Somethings going to break

It was my foot

Vinny, I'd lose my shit if I broke a tooth

On the left side top it's less tooth more hole at this point

I have never broken anything

I've had a ton of nightmares about losing teeth

Eyes popping out or popping are my two weak spots

Those are the ones that get me squeamish

Rusp, that shit'll be off limits in our wrastling match

awww, gent...

http://prntscr.com/jbsiv0

No popping eyes

Also, eyes don't pop, they ooze

one of you boi's need to wrestle pika and "break" him

You read it here first

GENT'S TRANSITONING

you shits are transitioning

To be fair

I’ve broken an arm, a pinky, my foot, and my hand

I didn't lose teeth

I broke them

All very fun

Never been stung by a bee

Also most of my injuries have been caused due to me being a partial redneck

That kind of does apply to me...if you take the actual definition of "transition"

I'll bring a bumblebee suit and "sting" you

Spooky

Don’t inject your venom into me

the worst injury ive had was the top of the round part of a rusty nail stuck in my leg

Don't insult my green venom

Isn’t all venom green?

If your venom isn’t green you should see a doctor

(Umbreon)

No, some of the guys here said their's was white

Disgusting

Not this again

That’s what you get for drinking soy I guess

xBrox, I don't think I've ever injured myself too badly But I've been around people who have really messed themselves up

the worst almost injury and possibly death experience ive had was i was almost carried to sea by currents

Oh shit I forgot

I ramped my bike and landed knee first

I'm sure a friendly dolphin would have saved you

Broke my kneecap and ripped off a ton of skin