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yoshi is a comfirmed boy

check mate my dude

100%

Yoshi can't lay eggs from his penis Max

thats what you think spooky

anal birth

I thought Birdo was the boy?

birdo

he/she was

is pink

birdo is also a boy

BOYS CAN WEAR PINK TOO MAX

It's 2018

birdo was boy in early nintedo games, but transfered to girl

yoshi is actually comfirmed boy i think

lets check the mario wiki

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8a/Super_Mario_Bros_2_-_Birdo--article_image.jpg/220px-Super_Mario_Bros_2_-_Birdo--article_image.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/sCCYDsi.png

oh boy!

just like kirby!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iFaBdbVdfrk/maxresdefault.jpg

These fucking thumbnails

kek

kk heres another one

is toad a male or female or no gender?

Toad's a male

toad is male

toadette is female Kappa

No women could reach the rank of captain

Toad is a mushroom

thus genderless

Mushrooms have genders Pika

mushrooms do not need to subscribe to your gender norms shitlord

Toad is a Mushroom kin

just as Rob is a flower kin

It turns out, they have a lot of genders

http://prntscr.com/j99vnx

ITS LIKE FUCKING ROB

nothing has genders

Toad's waiting for Mario

AND HIS MASCULINE FEMENINE AVATARS

that last clarification is golden

FUCK ME

Why would he date Toadette

toad was my favorite too guess that has to change

dude?

DUDE?

xBrox...

cant be donkey kong because hes a filthy monkey

how dare you

kk. dude and max

captain toad x Zip Toad official cannon

i guess its wario now

thank you

tbh

tbh yoshis still my favorite

Have any of you unironically called someone "dudette" in real life?

No

never

I do unironically call my mom duder though

because it is funny

i call everyone my man now my man

I can't quite figure out why dudette is a terrible word

But it is

i've called someone a "gnarly fem-dude"

my man its just so much eaiser my man to call every one my man. you get what im saying my man?

why max

as a joke

fem-dude

why

she means trap

just why