general

No

Pika, I could top that

how come only second

Max's "house"

how many people actually have passports here?

does mine count

I don't

Imagine how akward that would be, her explaining why there are 10 men in the living room

Lol

No wait

xbrox would too

"It's not a gangbang mom, I promise"

Robs apartment

Meet there

oh god

the tension

i can already feel it

But yeah, while fire is overseas, xbrox just lives somewhere awkward to go

i'm sure rob would be waiting for a moment to call the cops when we aren't looking

he probably thinks we would kill him

I mean...

That thought would likely come up

If it naturally came up

I would not stop it

The gangbang at maxes or the muder

I think you'd be leading the charge Pika He'd serve soycakes and then complement all the points you've put into your femininity

I think you'd knife him on the spot

^

i would shoot him with a bow and arrow to not have his blood all over me tbh

Tbh I would just imagine that and knife him the second he opened the door

He'd crouch down, and place a bright yellow flower behind your ear

Please no

Tbh just meet up at uw. We can fight geese together

no we can't

we'd get raped by them

Geesebusters

Geese are nesting now

Super aggressive

I feel like I've asked this before, but what is the penalty for hurting the geese Not hunting them or anything systemic

Geese don't look that tough

It didn't do nothin'

canada goose or normal goose

there's a difference

Actually maybe it was a swan

I thought that was going to be a rape story

how do you confuse a swan for a goose

Geese routinely face off against bigger animals like bears

And idk spooky

I’ve seen a goose take down full grown grizzly bear

Bloodiest scene I’ve seen in my entire life

vid or didn't happen

I would not be suprised

i still wanna see it though

I have seen a goose fight a guy on a motercycle

OK, so you can just kill them

In my younger days I fought off a goose with a fishing pole

fuck yeah i wanna be a canada goose slayer now

sign me up

Pleasr do

I'm sure the school paper will write mean stories about you or something But there's no penalty

We have like 14 school papers

kill them using serial killer tendencies

Most faculties have their own

I'm sure some ultra-left one will be outraged that I broke a gooses neck

but idgaf

Mathnews is the only good paper

All others are bad

could you murder people in canada and frame a goose and get away with it?

http://mathnews.uwaterloo.ca/

Depends on how skilled you are

damn

i have no experience as a murderer yet

How many people die annually from geese

Probably more than 0

My guess was in the millions

Geese polute the rivers with their geasy shit

So dozens of poison cases probably

They have the power to take over the world

All they need to do is shit in all of our water