general

you need to be 18 for a strip club right

idk, I always thought strip clubs were essentially brothels

Furry strip club

uh

Why

never been in one

but do you fuck strippers?

You need to be "18" the same way you need to be "21" to drink

Listen

spooky

No, it's pretty tame shit

because a brothel is definitely just payed sex

how many times have you had sex

You aren’t technically supposed to

But like

I'm not answering that Max

0 is an ok answer

rip

Because that'll lead to some terrible stories

OH MAN

SUCH A TEASE

Of gay sex?

LITERALLY

SUPER CURIOUS NOW

That doesn’t feel like something to tell to an online friend tbh

Not terrible as in "amazing", terrible as in boring

Oh

As in no sex

yeah but

you can just give us a number

If I had amazing stories about how I fucked some chick to cure her cancer, I'd tell you

and we can be like

"wow spooky is such a playa"

Oh I’ve done that spooky

or "spooky is like the rest of us"

Question

Does a blow count as sex

sure

wait

no

This is going to be a long night

if it does i did something illegal with a child

if it doesnt we're okay

Oh

s i c k

Hey spook where do babies come from

That depends, was the baby white or black when it came out?

Two very different sources

Oh like butt and front babies

where do the black ones come from

My friend already told me about that part!

Man, imagine if blacks reproduced anally

if they did

black rights would of had a much harder time

imagine if people just shat babies

If only God had thought of these things

and more black peopple wuld be dead

Dead instead of kings

Sad fate

Is it possible for a baby to come out of a butt?

well in a doujin i read

Like what if you have broken wiring

two little boys go up a mountain

and a big black man descends from the sky

and anally rapes them both

and then they get pregnant

I was that black man.

well one baby comes out one of the little boys butt

but one is coming out through the peepee

Damn

That’s one big ass kidney stone

so the other little boy sticks his dick in the baby peepee boys butt

and makes him push out the baby

Please for the love of god

and then the black man descends from the sky again

and takes their babies

Stop

and then they have a good harvest

Man, I thought you were talking about a different doujin