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The vibrator looks like a hotdog with a black ring

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((s))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((he))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

little did everyone know

thats a cast of my penis

Max just compare it to the size of your dick

Oh

n i c e

little did max know, that is also a cast of my penis

Could be a dog penis tbh

Max seems to be interested in them

that is my pug's dick you got me

(I do not have a dog)

Imagining a pug with a dick that big terrifies me

Holy shit I just thought of a way to determine its length

Use a ruler

uhh

no

Can you at least get out a protractor and calculate the angle of the tip

Well

I already suggested using a ruler and was ignored.

The curve

Rusp, I'll take a wild guess and say 180 degrees

Guess how I know

Have you used it before?

We were pretty spot on

Nice work guys

we're smart

According to my measurements you may be off by half an inch or so

LOL

Oh wait

I know what was throwing off my measurement

Ok you guys were right

i wonder who has the most fidget spinners here

Probably me.

I have around 27~

This isn’t even mine

THere's a reason though-

It’s okay

I bought 20 for a school project last year

3 of them were free

and the rest i probably just found on the ground

actually i stole one from a toy store the other day

the one in the picture

You seem to find a lot of things on the ground

like what

Like a vibrator

that wasnt off of the ground

The vibrator was an Easter gift.

it was in a plastic container

and thats not even the first vibrator ive found

I

What

the last one was black and much smaller though

yeah so

there's a history of girls sleeping in the rooms thats suppoused to be mine at others houses

and just open a droor

drawr*

oh look a vibrator and cock ring

how nice

drore

Rawr?

how the fuck

do you spell it

drawer

drawrer

Nice

>history of girls sleeping in the rooms

wat

it was for her boyfriend

she was like

22

I ASSUME

-10?

i mean

she could of been a guy but i dont think so

since like

she has huge breasts