general

Because my mum is alright

i feel like

if you were masturbating and your mom walked in to bring something to you

"""Fire""", isn't this twice now you've opened that channel in public?

shed give it to you and leave without a second glance

and youd keep going at it

She has never walked in on me

Also I am tactful

with how often i hear about boys jerking off

there's suprisingly little of them who have been walked in on

How often do boys jerk it max

You tell us

once a day?

once every other day?

something like Tha

that*

Personally anywhere from once a week to 2 times a day

Depends

on what

quote the range

See, this is why you never have any free time

how about you umbreon)

spooky too

what are your masturbation ammounts

i guess like once every 2 weeks

what

what

that seems low

Y o u n g

sorry

2-3 times a week probably

hmm

Clearly now we need to ask max how many times she jerks it

Low T umbreon

Yes Max, how many guys do you jerk off per day/week?

i thought that was a regular amount

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

uh

about 1-3 times every day

no

Seems reasonable

is it really that wierd not to jerk off?

yes

oh

No Umbreon

I go a moth without if I never get the urge to

Month*

a month?

Ye

that's a long time

I do it daily/every other day

I only do it if I am bored and have time tbh

I think you also have to factor in time Umbreon, For the guys who spend an hour a day jerking off...they may need some help

i guess that's true

Sometimes I'd go twice a day

^

I think most I have ever done was 3 times in s day

3?

Wait, you're pika

that seems small

Fuck

Je suis fire

Pika, what would your mom think if you bought a child sex doll to fuck?

Trying to gauge how progressive she is

If I was alone with just her I would ask

Progressives hate that shit though

Visiting family

Not progressive in the sjw sense

She would make fun of me if I got a sex doll though

why

Because that is retarded

no

Just use your hand

its pretty hot tbh

would you get a sex doll max?

an unrestricted body you can violate to your needs

if it had a dick

Umbreon, do not go to max's house