general

Max realized she cannot be a housewife without finding a husband, but can still pretend to be a mom with you umbreon

You can neet at my house

that won't make you any money

>neet at Max's house

Implying Max will ever own a house

"my house" = my parents

umbreon can sleep in my closet

he only has to work for 2 hours everyday

as my dressup slave

umbreon just say no

its a good deal tbh

just make him sleep outside

sorry, i'll refuse that offer

NONONONON

HOW COULD YOU

SAY NO?

IM DEPRESSED AND CUTTING MYSELF NOW

good

sorry

NONONONO DONT SAY SORRY

IT MAKES ME FEEL WORSE

Wait Umbreon, if you get Max run up on child trafficking charges, I bet you'd get to keep her house when she and her family are arrested

I am also sorry

my condolences?

umbreon, you get to do lewd things every day, isnt that every males dream?

>Getting dressed

i mean, i don't really dream of lewd things

Being a dressup doll?

>Lewd

a fe(male) dressing you up isnt lewd?

>actually wanting to do the lewd things instead of laughing at them

^

I image you'd a be a shitty doll Umbreon

i mean, im not sure how you can mess up being a doll

I bet your hair isn't even long enough to brush

he's a total beta thoough

well thats a good point

well thats not true is it?

Max, that's an insult to betas

He's an omega

But he's not into lewdness

is that better or wors?

He wants a romantic relationship

he's a Kappa male

anyways

holy fuck

rip the dream of having a dressup doll

that made me jump

power just got knocked out for a second there

LOL

fucking 80 km/h winds

Umbreon you're an omega?

even better!

ok, i guess

Rip pika

Pika, just leave Canada

What has it ever done for you

By these definitions I am an alpha since I usually am the leader of the groups I am in

Umbreon can you click this suspicous link I send you?

uh

i don't

want to0

you dont want

Max, just conceal the link

send me the link umbreon

I will click it for you

it was a link to get his exact location

i knew you were going for something like that

Exactly, those are easy to conceal

they are

Max, refrain from doing that please

It was a joke

and you can only get a sort of radius with that

nothing exact