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Imagine if by the time Max goes to Canada, you were up a couple sizes Pika

have you never seen self breast sucking in porn young man

at that point he's just be sucking his own dick instead of his tits

i tried to suckle on my nipple right now

i can see it happening

LOL

umbreon do you have tits too?

no

Pinned a message.

im flat as a board

tHEN

i couldnt reach it

OF COURSE YOU CANT

IF PIKA HAS A B

HE CAN MOVE THE FAT

UP

i was trying to envision it

get tits then

sorry

My fat is mostly in my legs and lower stomach tbh

I can lick my armpit, pretty sure I could lick my nipple if I had one

DONT SAy SORRY

sorry about that

shit

GODamANit

Good submissive boy

What were we talking about before this

oh yeah, why am I scary

whenever someone says sorry like that

i feel like i did something wrong

this is why umbreon wears the collar

uh

what?

umbreon what color is the collar

My irl personality is literally the same as it is here, I just verbally shitpost and hang out

i legitimately do not know what a collar is referring to

OwO

neck collar

dogs my lad

like a slave boy

oh

lwed

dewl

sexy kinky slaveness

That's why he hates dogs, he feels insulted for being in their same position

ah

we could always get you a choker instead umbreon

what is

ill just google it

whatever

does umbreon have a tail plug

you watched konosuba

you know what that is

OH

yeah

thats fucking terrifying

umbreon doesn't know about goth fashion

i do not know much about fashion in general

can we dress umbreon up like a gothic lolita

chokers are more than just goth

that is not the same thing

who cares

we should just dress umbreon up in different costumes

everything is goth if you try hard enough tbh

yes, dress up umbreon

if i meet max irl, im going to be drugged and then used as a doll

umbreon how do you feel about wearing a japanese girls swimsuit?

good to know

Chokers in real life don't actually choke you...normally

that also

If you meet me irl, you will not be drugged, but I will talk you into it

how is that different from a regular swimsuit

they're just onepiece girl swim suits

oh

If you meet me irl i will literally do drugs with you