general

i'm afraid to even look at my bank account

a membership reward thing that has its own account for some reason

i have just enough money to live but also just little enough to have several heart attacks

rip fire

maybe you should have not bought me gal gun

buy me gal gun 2 you shit

ha ha

dodged the bullet of the most heard joke of my life.

hurray

oh no

haha

live long and pros4per

i just realized what you mean

classic meme

may the 14th be with you

You had it coming tbh, should not have mentioned anything

I forgot star wars existed because the new movies are trash

well at least it's not as bad as having every person meeting me for the first time reference a kids tv show

fire, that has nothing to do with your birthday, and everything to do with the fact that they assume you are quite dim

I didnt know you where sponge bob fire

i have something similar for my birthday xbrox, dont feel too bad

were you born on pi day

which is why i will never reveal it

so you share your birthday with hitler, rusp?

4/20 blaze it ha ha

no bueno

btw fire, i also have a bad name i dont like to tell people.

rip

Is it kyle

we all have bad names tbh

trie

who names their child Pikachu

telling people your name online is retarded - Rex 2017 Kappa

mine isnt too bad, but their all first names. NotLikeThis

with teh name letter

i will never tell anyone about the origin of my online name

Kyle Kyle Kyle is your full name isn’t it

I should just lie about my name tbh

To prove that the captain goes down with the ship, the founder of ToysRUs died today

Guys my name is James

this guy is a Rob plant

is your father named roamin?

fucking knew it

INFULTRATION COMPLETE

they got us

is your father a crime solving paladin?

You caught me, bitch boy got me in

who is bitch boy

we have a lot of those

ha ha remember when i was a james back when eevee and axnew still hung out with me

Wait, we forgot the real theory

what's an eevee?

those were cancerous times

That’s what I call a local melee marth player named rob

jake is cinny's autistic brothers name

damn

i actually thought that was who this guy is

it isn't?

What's Vinny's sister's name?

he is like 5 fire

I just wanted a t shirt but then you guys were cool

I already like this Jake guy more than Jinny

"""cool"""

lying about us being cool

T-shirt was not even ours, we had nothing to do with it

lol

“””””degenerate”””””

Okay, he's definitely a plant

New idea, we should spread links to Bopit's Discord around so he doesn't have to be alone anymore

^

who would want to infiltrate us anyways

Me

good point

who would want to penetrate us anyways

me