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Phi Kappa Chi ΦΚΧ <a:yeah:589703000977571860><a:ppHop:536353159615086612>
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
Rip Steven Hawking
Indeed
It will be a sad day on campus for physics students, happyish for math
Because of pi day celebrations
What idiot scheduled the gun ban protests opposite pi day
There are like 10 really mad women yelling shit and holding signs across from the pie festival
There's one every month now
Almost as frequent as there are school shootings Kappa
Ring Ring
Yes...FBI, I have someone to report
That correspond to one in each state
Or, did you put some thought into who gets to experience the joy of a school shooting
If I was still allowed near the local schools, I'd go and appreciate your handiwork Max
Something about touching the children
Do you find that the kids who have been molested, make for better school shooters?
Have I been helping you all along?
We should pitch Pika the idea of rebanding the Phijkchu into a spinoff of ISIS
We'd be good at this
Trying to compete for the most inept school shooter award I see Max
Jim made this, so you know it's quality
Europe has island shooters
You have a shit-ton of overstressed, depressed, hormonal teenagers
And don't have a culture of honourable suicide like Asia
School shooters are an inevitability