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Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:03 PM general

Also, what percentage of your babies will you shake

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:03 PM general

yeah, and you're the test subject

Gent Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

What if you BLJ at the uterus?

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

each birth would take two hours longer

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

not worth it

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

What about those women with two uteruses?

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

i have 3

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

3 sets of twins

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

perfect

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:04 PM general

and a big penis

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

That'll be rough

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

we don't even need a man

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

you can be the father

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

im not very fertile

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

in that place

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

my dick isnt strong

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

darn

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:05 PM general

We need a father

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:06 PM general

According to Google, 20% of sloths have two vaginas some have been observed with three

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:06 PM general

thanks for that fact, spooky

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:06 PM general

More vaginas than toes

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:06 PM general

who do you think is the most fertile man on earth

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:06 PM general

oh i know

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:06 PM general

pewdiepie

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

sorry

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

i mean simpleflips

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

roll for it

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

a d20

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

A few years ago I would have said Bieber

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

idk anymore

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

im the official roller

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

what am i rolling for

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

if simpleflips

taxes Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

is the most fertile

Gent Mar 11, 2018 11:07 PM general

Was simpleflips already speedrunning this the whole time?

Rusp Mar 11, 2018 11:08 PM general

ok

taxes Mar 12, 2018 12:02 AM general

i hate that there's no way i can have all these links (there's more, i had to zoom out a shit ton to just show this many) without this part coming up

taxes Mar 12, 2018 12:02 AM general

like it makes it so i have to scroll up a shit ton

taxes Mar 12, 2018 12:02 AM general

so i can get the links

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 12, 2018 2:02 AM general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFCF4I09Avc

World Record Progression: Metroid

https://www.twitch.tv/summoningsalt https://twitter.com/summoningsalt https://discord.gg/swAvdDh https://www.patreon.com/summoningsalt In addition to the peo...

www.youtube.com

legorhin Mar 12, 2018 2:04 AM general

sweet

taxes Mar 12, 2018 2:12 AM general

the music bot

taxes Mar 12, 2018 2:12 AM general

has a birthday avatar

legorhin Mar 12, 2018 2:20 AM general

wait glitches were banned until 2014

legorhin Mar 12, 2018 2:20 AM general

speedrunning history is weird

taxes Mar 12, 2018 9:07 AM general

I was at starbucks and I saw someone playing feh in public, so I stared at their phone while in line

taxes Mar 12, 2018 9:08 AM general

then they saw me and then gave me like wtf eyes

taxes Mar 12, 2018 9:08 AM general

it was really awkward

Deleted User Mar 12, 2018 9:16 AM general

did you know doors have to be opened before you can walk through them

sadlala64 Mar 12, 2018 9:17 AM general

No I usually just phase through them.

Deleted User Mar 12, 2018 11:54 AM general

Bup

Deleted User Mar 12, 2018 11:55 AM general

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Deleted User Mar 12, 2018 11:56 AM general

🔫

Deleted User Mar 12, 2018 11:57 AM general

Yes

taxes Mar 12, 2018 11:59 AM general

stop leaking pika

taxes Mar 12, 2018 11:59 AM general

doxing*

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 12, 2018 12:00 PM general

Max, we all know you're not that white

taxes Mar 12, 2018 12:01 PM general

when did i say me

taxes Mar 12, 2018 12:01 PM general

im not pika

Dan K. Meme Mar 12, 2018 12:01 PM general

yet

VinnyG Mar 12, 2018 12:01 PM general

GWjustinThinkingG

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 12, 2018 12:07 PM general

*we all know Pika's not that white

Deleted User Mar 12, 2018 12:32 PM general

pikachu > yellow > asian?

Rusp Mar 12, 2018 1:35 PM general

🤔

taxes Mar 12, 2018 1:50 PM general

its snowing

taxes Mar 12, 2018 1:50 PM general

hell ues

taxes Mar 12, 2018 1:50 PM general

yes*

VinnyG Mar 12, 2018 1:53 PM general

>snow

VinnyG Mar 12, 2018 1:54 PM general

I like seeing snow I don't like dealing with it

VinnyG Mar 12, 2018 1:54 PM general

Max have you ever shoveled a driveway

Rusp Mar 12, 2018 1:55 PM general

Shoveling my driveway is hell

taxes Mar 12, 2018 2:01 PM general

I have not

taxes Mar 12, 2018 2:02 PM general

but this snow isn't sticking

taxes Mar 12, 2018 2:02 PM general

it just looks pretty

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 12, 2018 2:23 PM general

Ha ha

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 12, 2018 2:23 PM general

Fuck snow tbh

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 12, 2018 2:24 PM general

Been snowing all day

Phijkchu_Dialga Mar 12, 2018 2:29 PM general

i love snow

Phijkchu_Dialga Mar 12, 2018 2:30 PM general

it's too bad I haven't gotten any this winter

Phijkchu_Dialga Mar 12, 2018 2:30 PM general

give me some of yours

VinnyG Mar 12, 2018 2:30 PM general

Can take the nor’easter we’re supposed to get here

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