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sucks for you xbrox

Unless you eat cereal for breakfast

actually i lie

i drink a lot more drinks than that

I just drink milk when I get thirsty

i eat cereal with no milk

i go to the fridge and pour a cup of milk

i just

drink water

i literally have a big bag of water bottles in my room

there's like 17 in there

I have like three almost empty bags of water bottles in my room

Never finish the bags off for some reason, just add new ones next to the almost empty ones

I stand by water not being a drink though

well you cant chew water

so you drink it

its a drink

You ingest it orally, but it's not really a drink

you can totally eat water

then what IS a drink

didnt say you cant eat water. you cant chew water

I think water is a base liquid, and adding things to it makes it a drink

Everything we drink has some water content

so anything + water = drink?

I know you're going to say water + water = drink

if I put a sandwich into a cup of water is it a drink

but idk, I think of water separately

probably needs to be a liquid dialga

i suppose i could see that. people idenitfy it not as a drink, just water

is there anything that you can’t drink?

if it breaks your blender, you cant drink it

what kind of thing are you trying to blend if it breaks a blender

a jaw breaker maybe?

anything solid i guess

If you use a spice grinder, you could blend a jawbreaker

I think fundamentally everything can become a liquid

And if we object to that, Pika will come bitch slap us

you can blend pizza

you can blend a lot of stuff

why

i suppose non foods can be blended but not eaten

can you blend a blender? 🤔

if its a mini blender, my guess is yes

let's toss max into a blender and see what we get

Finally a good idea

Max, if we had to blend you, where would you have us start?

uh

probably my brain

so i wouldnt feel pain

Would you want to watch, or should we get easy things like eyes out of the way first

i mean- if i couldnt just end myself

then uh

bottom to top

Well, given our attention spans, there's a good chance we get bored before we finish

it's not as fun if I can't hear your screams

high chance youll get bored up to her stomach

So if you're smart, and we spend an hour or two fiddling around trying to de-gunk the blades

You'll probably live, because we'll just give up

Just blend my smallest appendage first

Your choice what that is

so your small toe

incorrect

is it in your stomach?

Who knows

because if it is, we'll have to break your back bone to get it into the blender

Hell yeah

I won’t feel pain for half of it

We have a couple of Jews in the cult right?

If we ever have a meetup we could put these blender ideas to the test

wow. that went full 180

You okay spooky?

jesus even if i was jewish, i wouldnt want our first meetup to blend someone

no he wants to make money selling blenders

I mean, maybe after a COUPLE of them

what's wrong with a little bit of torture

I only have a problem with the racial discrimination. If one race is getting tortured, all of them are!

Huh