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i just want to figure out these controls

ok im going to tank a shower then go back to "practicing"

>tanking a shower

OH

take*

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Get one of these controllers Leg, way better than a drum

oh i got my ps3 controller to work

cool

looks like i wont be in hell

Rusp, you think you could learn to use a penetrable controller?

in all honesty i'm the only man for the job

lol, true

back

but my left hear has half hearing now

rip

Rip

Well now Max has an excuse for being a bit slower than you and Pika in the race

True Kappa

I was blowing air out of my nose in the shower and my left ear lossed some hearing

it happens sometimes

If you hit your head against the wall, you can sometimes jostle the water loose At the cost of some IQ points

i got 3 stars in 15 minutes

70 should be no problem

Wow!!

i'll be surprised if i get 1 star in 15 minutes

You can do it

with a keyboard and literally no idea about anything in the game?

the switch from keyboard to controller has really made me optimistic

hey pika can you randomly say words

so i can mix my volume

is it at 10 est or something else?

10ish est

i might just put mario 64super super low

depends when jake sleeps

2 and a half hours right?

yes

oof im bad

same

i just might be crazy enough to actually stay up all day to finish this

that thought scares me

When I finish I will help you

he'll help you like how simpleflips' twitch chat helps him push buttons

Enable TTS Pika, it'll only end well

no idea how to do that

it is enabled on discord though

just only me and leg, and maybe porygon and umbreon can do it

nigga i cant even figure out how to beat the bombomb king dude, im 100000% screwed lmao- like i know you have to pick him up or something, i just dont know the controls

B

b is pick up

Approach him from behind

if it is not a its b

you mean C Kappa

pick him up and throw him down

Make sure you throw him onto the ground

If he goes off the stage he doesn't take damage

Shouldn't you play a game once before you try to speedrun it? Kappa

i mean

na its fine

no

i know i have to throw him

i just didnt know the control

like ive played the game before-

i was just very little

It's not like pika's ever played it without TAS Kappa

i have the world record speedrun in a visual novel that i got the first time i played it unofficial

who knows maybe i'll have the world record for people who've never played this game before they did the speedrun

idk, I think I have seen some blindfolded times of 6 hours

for 70

i dont think i could do this in 6 hours without a blindfold

1 star

lets go

i'm gonna do worse than blindfolded people feelsbadman

clearly we should have you 3 start at 70 stars, and you just have to try to beat the 3 bowsers in 2 hours

if there arent people that suck then there cant be people that are good, we have our own role to play

how much autism do you need to have to memorize an entire game to speedrun it blindfolded?

a lot