general

whats a good non-emergency question line?

this is not me

LOL

yeah go to a doctor

preferably sooner rather than later

but like

cauterize the wound

like your dick is just bleeding?

I actaully know what I'm talking about

Like is it just a tiny bit?

Let me know

do you have a curling iron?

or do you think you have a UTI?

that could cauterize it fairly well

Potahto, you can DM me, if you want

But you should actually see a doctor more than likely

Spooky the phijkchu doctor

He didn't message me for some reason

Even though I could have helped him

He dead

Rip

perhaps hes embarrased

his penis exploded

I told him to DM me

If it's not a surface cut, there are two things it could reasonably be

thats why i edge, if you splurch to much you can run in to some real problems

A moment of silence for potato's penis

Neither are "good" bu neither result in losing his dick

okay according to the guy he thinks hes fine but hes gonna see a doctor

oh

ok

yep

when you bust too many nuts in one day and blood is all that comes out

same tbh

Happy Valentine's Day everyone, unless you're alone like me

Then it's probably an unhappy Valentine's Day

all I need is my anime

All i need is my hentai

ill send the rest of the cards i made for people later when i get out of bed

All I need is my rope

Ooh

Just witnessed a fight at my school

They broke each others noses

Happy Valentine’s Day

Sounds like Fun

Happy Valentine's Day

Nice

Happy Valentine's Day

The principal tackled one of them so that was great

lol well

That actually is pretty exciting

Happy Valentine’s Day. The day where single friends complain about being single, and your sister decides to alienate herself from the rest of your family.

top kek

Valentine's Day: The day when your single friends all hang themselves, and Mcdonalds starts selling their shamrock shake

Someone has their priorities in check

Never had a shamrock shake

Wouldn’t mind trying that

What's it taste like?

I feel like it'd be... minty?

It's minty, but not strong like peppermint

idk, work closed early so I got one on the way home. Pretty good

spooky you went to that place...?

we cant be friends anymore

Heeeey I got accepted to Carleton University

Feelin pretty good

Today no longer sucks too much

Where else can I purchase a viscous green drink that is able to survive a nuclear holocaust Max?

And gratz Loveland, you got a university with actual females

Already better off than Pika

no his school has lots of females, they just don't do mathematical physics

They won’t do him either but that’s probably good for them

oof

Congrats loveland

Also trie

I just got a loading message that said “loading is my city” from discord and I want to die

delet discord